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Breasts Not Bombs
I happen to be a lover of breasts. I am also adamantly against bombs. This morning when I was on a walk and dealing with various thoughts of impending doom- I had an idea. Why not start a non-profit organization … Continue reading
Posted in Philosophical Musings
Tagged America, anxiety, Breasts, Business, Culture, Current Events, Entertainment, feminist, Freedom, health, humanity, Humor, News, non-profit, Politics, psychology, saving the world, Therapy, Thoughts, War, Women, Writing
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Squeezed.
I am a man who is being squeezed from the inside out or maybe the outside in. I do not know which comes first- the outside pressure or the inside pressure, but if Karl Marx was right when he said … Continue reading
Posted in The Absurd Chronicals
Tagged 2012, activism, Art, Business, change, Creative Writing, Current Events, earth, Environment, Global Warming, God, healing., health, history, karl marx, mayan calendar, News, Personal, poetry, Politics, psychology, revolution, sanity, self esteem, social justice, spirituality, technology, The Universe, the world, Thoughts, Transformation, wellness, Writing
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A SENSE OF HUMOR FOR SALE!
I noticed a sign in the window that said “sense of humors for sale.” I thought that this was a rather awkward thing to be selling and my interests were aroused. I went into the small store that was poorly … Continue reading
Posted in The Absurd Chronicals
Tagged America, Business, Comedy, Current Events, Entertainment, Environment, George Bush, Global Warming, health, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Iraq, John McCain, love, Peace, Personal, Politics, psychology, revolution, Science Fiction, Social Activism, Torture, War, Wealth
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The Man With A Moving Nipple
I know this may seem strange but I am suffering from a moving nipple. It is my left nipple and it gesticulates and twitches like a firecracker. At the moment, the uncomfortable movements of my nipple have become chronic with … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, anxiety, Art, Blogging, Business, Culture, Current evennts, disease, doctors, economy, Education, Entertainment, Fetish, Freedom, God, healing., Humor, liberation, Life, love, medicine, Money, News, nihilism, Nipples, Ontology, Parents, Personal, philosophy, poetry, Politics, Polotics, psychology, Religion, revolution, Self, spirituality, Surreal, technology, Writing
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No More Awards, Please!!
I just received notification for an award that I received today. The award is for ” Blog With Least Amount Of Weekly Readers” and I must say that I am surprised. I have always thought that having ten to twelve … Continue reading
Posted in The Absurd Chronicals
Tagged anxiety, Awards, blog, Blogger, Blogging, Business, Comedy, Contests, Current Events, Entertainment, Faith, Fame, Humor, News, Personal, psychology, Sex, spirituality, technology, Therapy, Thoughts, Writing
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“Beat It”
“Do you like to sing in the shower?” one of my students asked me in the middle of class. It was an innocent question and little did I know that my reply might cost me my job. The class was … Continue reading
Posted in The Absurd Chronicals
Tagged Art, Business, Comedy, Current Events, Education, employment, Entertainment, Fetish, Freedom, Government, Humor, Life, masturbation, Micheal Jackson, Money, Nudity, Personal, philosophy, poetry, Politics, psychology, Role model, Sex, Sexuality, Teaching, Thoughts, Writing
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Will Write For Food (Organic) Or Money.
What little money I once had seems to have dissolved with a speed that not even entropy could compete with. Now you may all be thinking that entropy is a slow and gradual process, but I would argue that this … Continue reading
Posted in Views and Opinions
Tagged Add new tag, America, Art, Business, Celebrity, Creative Writing, Current Events, Economics, Education, employment, Entertainment, Financial, Humor, Literature, Mark Twain, Marriage, Money, philosophy, Recession, Relationship, technology, Thoughts, Writing
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Man Of Miracles
I’m a mess. This morning I awake with my left foot swollen to three times its size and my wife crying in the bathroom. Our electricity is going to be shut off in three days because of unpaid bills and … Continue reading
Posted in The Absurd Chronicals
Tagged Acting, America, anxiety, Art, bloging, Brad Pitt, Business, Cats, Education, employment, Entertainment, Finances, Government, health, Humor, Johny Depp, Life, Marriage, Money, News, Paranormal, Parenting, psychology, Religion, self help, Teaching, technology, Therapy, Thoughts, Writing
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Stop Telling Me What To DO!
People are always telling me what to do. Do not do this, do not do that or it would be better if you did this or why not like that? It is getting tiring and I get it from all … Continue reading
Posted in Views and Opinions
Tagged bloging, Business, Current Events, Education, employment, Environment, Funny, Government, health, Humor, Law, Literature, Media, News, Parenting, philosophy, Police, psychology, Religion, spirituality, Taxes, technology, Thoughts, Transformation, War, Writing, Youth
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The Impatient Taoist
I have decided to sleep away the rest of the day. All morning I was searching for the way, the path, the Tao. I was told to look for it in sound, smell and touch. In all these things I … Continue reading
Posted in Philosophical Musings
Tagged Absurd, Business, Career, Comedy, Education, Entertainment, Erotica, Fetish, Fun, Growing Up, Life, Literature, psychology, Satire, Science, self help, Sex, Taoism., Teaching, Thoughts, Writing
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Eletromagnetic Freak, Part 2.
My mind is always creating assumptions, but are they true? I am perpetually surrounded and perturbed by a sea of electromagnetic radiation and I feel the effects of it upon my body, mind and spirit. These micro-waves are difficult … Continue reading
Posted in Views and Opinions
Tagged Adventure, Business, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, disease, electromagnetic radiation, employment, Entertainment, Fetish, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, medicine, Money, Nude, Personal, popular culture, psychology, Sex, technology, Thoughts, Writing
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Beam Me UP!!
I am not of this world, nor do I belong in it. I am a stranger in paradise, an outcast marginalized by the rules and norms that I seem to have trouble accepting. The standardized modes of operation make me … Continue reading
Posted in Philosophical Musings
Tagged Absurd, Aliens, Art, Business, Career, Comedy, Culture, Education, Entertainment, Fun, Growing Up, High School, Humor, Life, Literature, philosophy, Politics, psychology, Satire, Teaching, Thoughts, Writing
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No More Awards….please!
This blog has been nominated for and given numerous awards. Every other day seems to bring a new nomination or award. I am the only Blogger that has been nominated for so many awards but yet maintains the least amount … Continue reading
Posted in The Absurd Chronicals, Views and Opinions
Tagged Absurd, America, Artist, Awards, Blogger, Blogging, Business, Comedy, Contests, Creative Writing, Culture, Current Events, email, Entertainment, Family, Fetish, Fun, George Bush, golden showers, Humor, Isolation, Judging, Life, Marriage, movies, Pantyhose, Prayers, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Writing
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Full Catastrophe Living.
All my concern over sex, hookers, guilt, shame, money, health, spirituality, the environment and my car has taken its toll on my mental health. I was once a motivated young man with grand aspirations of fame and fortune. Now I … Continue reading
Posted in The Absurd Chronicals
Tagged Absurd, Blogging, Business, Career, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, Education, employment, Growing Up, High School, Humor, Life, Marriage, psychology, Satire, Sex, Teaching, Therapy, Thoughts, Waiter, Writing
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