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On Being Crazy
Today in the middle of class a student of mine told me that I was crazy. “Mr. R, your crazy,” he said. Just like that, in the middle of a lecture on Franz Kafka’s “The Metamorphosis.” I felt a bit … Continue reading
Blogging Burnout
The desire to write has been burned out of me like a cigarette turning to ash. I have lost all whimsical motivation to explore my unconscious motivations, in the blink of an eye. When I think about writing my head … Continue reading
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Tagged Anti-blog, Blogging, Farming, healing., Ideas, Literature, philosophy, poetry, Prose, psychology, Thoughts, Writing
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The Resurgence Of Absurdistry
I thought about dumping this site, but once again it was saved by a reader. At times I feel as if the words that come out my fingertips go against my deepest principles. I feel ashamed of the things I … Continue reading
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Tagged Art, Comedy, Current Events, Entertainment, Erotic, Fetish, Film, Fun, Golden Shower, Humor, Life, Marriage, Meditation, News, poetry, Political, Prose, Sex, Sexuality, spirituality, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing, Writing Personal
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Sex Life Of A Man Without One #16 (Dark Night of The Soul)
Last night I found my self alone on a dark city street. The rain was pouring down in bucket loads and the cold ravaged my bones. I walked through the Tenderloin like a man victimized by a heavy … Continue reading
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Tagged Culture, Current Events, Entertainment, Erotica, Feelings, Fetish, God, Life, Literature, philosophy, poetry, Prose, Religion, Sex, spirituality, Thoughts, Words, Writing
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A Writing Disorder.
I once wanted to be a Writer. I thought about writing every minute of every day. I exhausted my thoughts with words and dreamed of epic stories that I would one day tell. In my sleep I could smell stories … Continue reading
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Tagged Dreams, healing., Ideas, Literature, Pantyhose, philosophy, poetry, Prose, psychology, Thoughts, Writing
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The Sex Life Of A Man Without One #15
Human beings are remarkably resilient to stress. One way or another we manage to persevere, to survive, and to have our moments of pleasure, peace and fulfillment. We are expert copers of internal and external problems. We cope through prayer … Continue reading
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Tagged Buddhism, Comedy, Entertainment, Erotic, Fantasy, Fetish, Fun, health, Humor, Life, Literature, love, Marriage, Meditation. Addiction, Men, Nudes, Pantyhose, Prose, psychology, sexual, Sexuality, Thoughts, Writing
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One Hundred Years Of Solitude.
It was a strange thing to realize my solitude. I was confronted with it as if hit by a wave. Decades of hours and minutes ticked around in my head and days gone by re-lived themselves through a window I … Continue reading
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Tagged Dreams, healing., Ideas, Literature, philosophy, poetry, Prose, psychology, Thoughts, Writing
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The Zipper Maker, Part 1
My wife was called in to work so I found myself at a bar drinking my fourth glass of red wine. The night had been filled with rain and coming in from the cold, damp weather felt rejuvenating. My bones … Continue reading
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Tagged drama, Entertainment, Fun, Humor, Life, Literature, Prose, Short Story, Thoughts, Wine, Zippers
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The Shameful Life Of Salvador Dali.
The hooker in a tree called me this morning. I asked her how she got my phone number and she told me that it was copied to her cell phone from the last time I called her. “Would you like … Continue reading
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Tagged Artist, Comedy, Culture, Entertainment, Erotica, Freud, Humor, Life, Politics, Prose, Prostitue, psychology, Sex, Thoughts, Tree House
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Sex Life Of A Man Without One #11.
“MIND-Bl(o)wing}*playmate SuPper Cute,” sent me an instant message this morning. I had no idea how this could of ended up in my private space. I have always been careful not to leave a trace in my tireless acts of exploitation. … Continue reading
Growing Pains
The string that holds my soul to my body aches. The joints in my feet are constantly perturbing my mood. My spirit is inside out and there is an ominous worry that makes its way into my mind. … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, Apocalypse, artists, Entertainment, Fun, Graduate School, Growing Up, health, Humor, Life, Madness, Opinions, Prose, Pschoanalysis, psychology, Satire, Spiritual, Therapy, Thoughts, Writing
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How A Man Takes A Shower.
Once naked, I imagine myself to be some place else in time. Far away from the cold confines of my home and the dysfunctional harangues of my marriage. The warm steam fills the cold air with a sweaty mist and … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, Comedy, Entertainment, Erotic, Fun, health, Humor, Life, Literature, Men, Prose, psychology, Satire, sexual, Sexuality, Thoughts, Writing
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The Disembodied Voice.
“She lives in a dark closet. All the world knows of her is her voice,” Gregory said to me over the phone. I didn’t have much to say in response to this. I was curious. “All you need to do … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, Artist, Career, Entertainment, Existentialism, Fun, Growing Up, Haunting, Humor, Life, Literature, Mystery, Paranormal, philosophy, Prose, psychology, Satire, Writing
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The Confusion Of Empty Paintings.
I drew a window upon the wall and tried to look through it. All I saw was a reflection of my face stuck some place in time. I drew another window on another wall and all I could see was … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, artists, Entertainment, Humor, Life, Literature, Madness, philosophy, poetry, Prose, psychology, Satire, Therapy, Thoughts, Writing
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