Bizarro Land
“To be authentic, one must be willing to show their contradictions.” – Jean-Paul Sartre I’ve been thinking a lot about authenticity…
My Interview With Siri.
Hi Siri. Hello! How are you? Call who? No, how are you? Excellent! Why are you so happy? Fascinating question.…
The Man Who Discovered Happiness
The entire world knows of him. The most popular name since Einstein. It is miraculous how he could do what…
My Sleeping Wife
Every morning starting at 8, I begin the long process of waking up my sleeping wife. She sleeps in the…
The Balding Husband
“Sounds great honey!” I’ve been saying this a lot recently. As much as I can. You see I am trying…
The Jaywalker
“Jaywalker!” This is what my client shouted out her car window as she drove past me crossing the street. I…
Casey Neistat, YouTube and the Decline of Art.
Casey Neistat. Have you heard of this guy? If not, you should check him out for a few reasons. First…
The Wall of Lonely and Unstable and Strange Men
I recently finished a project called The Wall of Lonely and Unstable and Strange Men. It is a wall drawing…
The Terrible Reader
The pages are too long. The words spread out. The words slip out. The words move through the brain and…
Leonard Cohen Died Tonight
Prince, then David Bowie and now Leonard Cohen. What a terrible year this has been for those of us deeply…
The Man Who Grew Breasts (Overnight)
Yesterday, the majority of Americans elected Donald Trump as President of the United States. I was angry. Very angry. This…
I’m Mad.
My wife just asked me, “Are you mad at me?” I said, “No, I’m just mad.” I am mad about…
Stuff To Make Sandwiches With
All of our lives are running away from us and all we have to let us know that this is…