Search Engine Madness

I have always been highly entertained by the SEARCH ENGINE TERMS that direct a person to this blog. I thought I would share this strange form of poetry:

after a shower my ears turn red 1
how to sing like eddie vedder 1
pantyhose 1
home alone what to do high weed 1

dies from marijuana 1
smoking weed makes my left hand go numb 1
the man who can stop time 1
stop the time meditation 1
screeming 1
paintings of love or confusion 1
link:ubu.com 1
paintings of confusion 1
shower erection 1
how long do growing pains last in the ch 1
how tall is perry ferrell? 1
growing pain, back pain 1
eddie vedder wife 1
vipassana sexual 1
freud t-shirt 1
meditation stop time 2
cold tennis balls 2
pantyhose escorts 1
Time future contained in time past 1
My Love Affair With Marijuana. 1
sniffling 1
cough black up morning marijuana 1
time future contained in time past 1
job dead bodies pick up . com 1
marijuana “accelerates metabolism” 1
fear of singing eddie vedder 1
humping her hand when no one is home 1

paintings of confusion 2
no one dies from marijuana 1
what to eat to stop hair turning grey 1
weed palpitations 1
most marijuana smoked ever 1
dead fat man 1
she sleeping thighs 1
man without cock 1
feeling out of it after smoking weed the 1
humping in sleep 1
weed heartbeat 1
marijuana can kill you 1

how to sing like eddie vedder 2
marijuana palpitations 1
dorm room smoke weed 1
looks like eddie vedder 1
why i cant smoke weed poems 1
eddie vedder jumping off stage 1
eddie vedder high school 1
my wife won’t sleep with me 1
“a bubble in a stream” 1
meditation cave plans 1
shortest tennis skirt 1
chronic cough marijuana 1

Eddie Vedder still lives in Seattle 2
how a man takes a shower 1
what wine does eddie vedder drink? 1
autographed eddie vedder 1
when i smoke weed my arm and leg go numb 1
“she touched the tip” 1
chinese medicine scare 1
sing like eddie vedder 1
eddie vedder singing lesson  
 
 

2 thoughts on “Search Engine Madness

  1. I always like reading the search engine notes too… ‘how to get a bad boy’ was a quiet chuckle. Weirdly, I get at least two searches a day just on my name, which I suppose is nice… or it could be creepy… oh well.

  2. haha. Also one of my favourite pasttimes. I often wonder why the people who google my tattoos don’t use image search. That’s a beautiful piece of Coleman Hawkins by the way, the relaxed sensual lyricism, gorgeous.

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