Since I have been blogging for the past six months I have noticed that something very strange has happened to my sex life. It has vanished. Prior to blogging I was certainly not blessed with a prolific sex life- but it was alive. I was able to recall what sex felt like and I never went more than a week without some kind of sexual encounter. I was interested in sex and sought it out almost on a daily basis. I thought about it and imagined various pornographic scenarios in the back stages of my mind. It would be fair to say that I was a rather normal guy who suffered the same affliction as most other men- I was obsessed with sex. But since I began blogging, something has happened. My lust has dissipated like mist in the early afternoon. My sex life has vanished and there is no trace of it to be found.
I have done some research on this ailment that I have been suffering from and what I have found has not been encouraging. Spending long hours blogging can induce what is referred to as Mortotonia, which is a depletion of the sexual hormones in the brain. Also another interesting bit of information that I have run up against time and time again is that blogging can make an individual anti-social and introverted, which has a tendency to depress ones over all sexual drive. All of this makes sense to me but I still can’t understand why I have absolutely no interest in sex. I used to love pornography and now I am repulsed by it. Semen which never bothered me before is now as disgusting to me as chronic eczema. I am so uninterested in women that my wife is beginning to wonder if I may be gay.
I have spent the past few weeks trying to tell my wife that my lack of interest in sex is nothing personal against her. Her concern about the possibility that I am gay is as ridiculous as her feeling that I am no longer attracted to her. “You are a beautiful woman, whom I am terribly in love with,” I tell her over and over but the minute I reject her attempts to make love to me she bursts out in tears and lamentations. How is it that I am to explain that the reason for my lack of sex drive is because of my habitual blogging habits? Blogging has destroyed my sexual appetites but she would never believe this, she would only think that I have lost what little sense I have left. But the truth is that blogging has destroyed my sexual interests. It has reduced my sensual experience down to the feeling of the key board against my finger tips. The only way I seem to feel aroused any more is when I receive comments for the posts that I have written or when my blog stats display that more than a hundred people have viewed my writings that day. My whole life in fact has been reshaped by my need to blog. Various friendships I once had have diminished and I am no longer interested in the social engagements that were once such fun for me. Sometimes I wonder if my wife was not far from the truth when she yelled at me the other day that “I have become as lifeless as a blog.” I have been thinking about this lately and I wonder if it could be true?
7 thoughts on “The Sex Life Of A Blogger”
oh my god! that is scary… i have just started blogging and i am quite addicted to it… your post is scaring me because I am a. an hypochondriac b. i have blown off two social engagements because i wanted to write…
Oh mind…if that’s the case, maybe I should start blogging. I need my husband but he has no interest. If blogging can suppress all my desires, I sure would get started. It’s legal and not a sin…quite unlike drugs and affairs:).
as lifeless as a blog…….brilliant plot twist. I am laughing at the very funny comments above this very unfunny one, I have just about enough life left in me to laugh, not enough to be funny.
funny post. i wonder if the power of blogging can be that strong. studies should be done to determine this. blogging is important enough to warrant investigations into this matter. 🙂
Although we would all definitely miss you, maybe you should think about taking a little hiatus and go on a Blogging Detox…your sex life and wife will be thrilled…hey when your finished don´t forget about the rest of us and try fitting the sex and the blogging into your life!!
…… a blogging detox?? Not a bad idea.
………….good, illuminating comments- thank you for the laughter.
Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation 🙂 Anyway … nice blog to visit.