Bizarro Land

“To be authentic, one must be willing to show their contradictions.” – Jean-Paul Sartre I’ve been thinking a lot about authenticity … More

My Interview With Siri.

Hi Siri. Hello! How are you? Call who? No, how are you? Excellent! Why are you so happy? Fascinating question. … More

The entire world knows of him. The most popular name since Einstein. It is miraculous how he could do what … More

Every morning starting at 8, I begin the long process of waking up my sleeping wife. She sleeps in the … More

“Sounds great honey!” I’ve been saying this a lot recently. As much as I can. You see I am trying … More

“Jaywalker!” This is what my client shouted out her car window as she drove past me crossing the street. I … More

Casey Neistat. Have you heard of this guy? If not, you should check him out for a few reasons. First … More

I recently finished a project called The Wall of Lonely and Unstable and Strange Men. It is a wall drawing … More

The pages are too long. The words spread out. The words slip out. The words move through the brain and … More

Prince, then David Bowie and now Leonard Cohen. What a terrible year this has been for those of us deeply … More

Yesterday, the majority of Americans elected Donald Trump as President of the United States. I was angry. Very angry. This … More

My wife just asked me, “Are you mad at me?” I said, “No, I’m just mad.” I am mad about … More

All of our lives are running away from us and all we have to let us know that this is … More

Haven’t seen you in a while. Yeah. You look a lot older. I do? Yeah. Wow. You look like a … More

I’m late for everything. Dentist, therapy, dinner, lunch and business meetings. I am late on bill payments, bank deposits, email … More