Category: The Absurd Chronicals
Bizarro Land
“To be authentic, one must be willing to show their contradictions.” – Jean-Paul Sartre I’ve been thinking a lot about authenticity … More
My Interview With Siri.
Hi Siri. Hello! How are you? Call who? No, how are you? Excellent! Why are you so happy? Fascinating question. … More
The Man Who Discovered Happiness
The entire world knows of him. The most popular name since Einstein. It is miraculous how he could do what … More
My Sleeping Wife
Every morning starting at 8, I begin the long process of waking up my sleeping wife. She sleeps in the … More
The Balding Husband
“Sounds great honey!” I’ve been saying this a lot recently. As much as I can. You see I am trying … More
The Jaywalker
“Jaywalker!” This is what my client shouted out her car window as she drove past me crossing the street. I … More
Casey Neistat, YouTube and the Decline of Art.
Casey Neistat. Have you heard of this guy? If not, you should check him out for a few reasons. First … More
The Wall of Lonely and Unstable and Strange Men
I recently finished a project called The Wall of Lonely and Unstable and Strange Men. It is a wall drawing … More
The Terrible Reader
The pages are too long. The words spread out. The words slip out. The words move through the brain and … More
Leonard Cohen Died Tonight
Prince, then David Bowie and now Leonard Cohen. What a terrible year this has been for those of us deeply … More
The Man Who Grew Breasts (Overnight)
Yesterday, the majority of Americans elected Donald Trump as President of the United States. I was angry. Very angry. This … More
I’m Mad.
My wife just asked me, “Are you mad at me?” I said, “No, I’m just mad.” I am mad about … More
Stuff To Make Sandwiches With
All of our lives are running away from us and all we have to let us know that this is … More
A Conversation With My Twenty Seven Year Old Self.
Haven’t seen you in a while. Yeah. You look a lot older. I do? Yeah. Wow. You look like a … More