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Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

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True Love Waits?

Before the age of twelve I was already sticking my small penis inside various objects with holes in them. Toilet … More

Comedy, Culture, Entertainment, Family, Fetish, Humor, love, Mind, Personal, psychology, Relationship, romance, Sex, single, stories, Thoughts, Virginity, Writng, Youth

My Sister The Slut

My sister is a 37 year old slut. I have not always been aware of this- but recently it has … More

bikini, Cats, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, dating, doctor, Entertainment, Erotic, Family, Humor, medicine, Men, movies, News, Personal, perversion, professional, Sex, single, slut, Thoughts, Writing, Yoga

The Bush Lover

I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it … More

Art, birth, Comedy, Concsciousness, Culture, Entertainment, Erotic, Goeorge Bush, Humor, Immortality, Literature, love, Marriage, Memory, obsession, Personal, psychology, relationships, Sex, Sexual Obsession, Sexuality, spirituality, Thought, vagina, Women, Writing, Youth

The Prophet

I have been down so long that it looks like up for me. In fact, I have decided only to … More

anthropology, anxiety, Art, Catastrophe, Comedy, Current Events, doctor, Earthquake in China, Entertainment, Environment, Floods In Burma, girls, Global Warming, God, health, Humor, knowledge, love, medicine, metaphysics, mystic, News, panic attacks, Politics, prediction, Prophet, psychiatry, psychology, Religion, Sex, sociology, spirituality, Thoughts, Writing

Lost: The Pervert In Room #8

Oh, the pervert in room #8. How I miss him. Where did he go? It seems that he has wondered … More

absurdity, Comedy, courage, desire, Entertainment, Hookers, lost, lust, News, perversion, Sex, Sexuality, Thoughts, transgression

How To Stop The Mind From Having Thoughts Of Impending Doom.

Maybe I am alone in this one, but does anyone ever feel as if their mind is playing tricks upon … More

anxiety, Art, Comedy, Current Events, Ego, Emotions, Entertainment, fear, Global Warming, health, Humor, Impending doom, jewish, liberation, Martin Luther King, Mind, News, philosophy, Psychoanalysis, psychology, Satire, Self, spirituality, Terrorism, Therapist, Therapy, Thoughts, Writing

Stuck In High School!

After 37 years, I am still in high school. It is a mystery to me how this has become my … More

Abraham Lincoln, Aging, Art, blow jobs, Comedy, Consciousness, creativity, Current Events, Education, Entertainment, Fate, God, health, High School, history, Humor, Karma, Literature, Magic, masturbation, maturity, News, Parents, Past life, philosophy, Politics, psychology, responsibility, Sex, students, Teacher, Teaching, Transformation, Writing

A SENSE OF HUMOR FOR SALE!

I noticed a sign in the window that said “sense of humors for sale.” I thought that this was a … More

America, Business, Comedy, Current Events, Entertainment, Environment, George Bush, Global Warming, health, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Iraq, John McCain, love, Peace, Personal, Politics, psychology, revolution, Science Fiction, Social Activism, Torture, War, Wealth

No More Awards, Please!!

I just received notification for an award that I received today. The award is for ” Blog With Least Amount … More

anxiety, Awards, blog, Blogger, Blogging, Business, Comedy, Contests, Current Events, Entertainment, Faith, Fame, Humor, News, Personal, psychology, Sex, spirituality, technology, Therapy, Thoughts, Writing

“Beat It”

“Do you like to sing in the shower?” one of my students asked me in the middle of class. It … More

Art, Business, Comedy, Current Events, Education, employment, Entertainment, Fetish, Freedom, Government, Humor, Life, masturbation, Micheal Jackson, Money, Nudity, Personal, philosophy, poetry, Politics, psychology, Role model, Sex, Sexuality, Teaching, Thoughts, Writing

Teaching Naked.

For those of you who know who David Sedaris is, I thought you might want to know that I have … More

Adult, Author, Comedy, Current Events, David Sedaris, Education, Entertainment, Humor, Literature, Naked, Nude, Personal, philosophy, Prose, psychology, relationships, Sexuality, Short Stories, Teaching, Thoughts, Writing, Youth

The Outdoor Furniture Salseman.

I want to take a job selling outdoor furniture but my wife is unwilling to compromise. “You are a Teacher, … More

Art, Comedy, Current Events, Death, Education, employment, Entertainment, Growing Up, health, High School, Humor, Marriage, Memories, Outdoor Furniture, Parenting, psychology, Sales, Summer, Teaching, Teenage, Writing, Youth

How To Loose 65 Pounds Without The Long Wait!

The six months prior to my wedding- I was a nervous wreck. Anxiety is something that I had lived with … More

anxiety, Art, Comedy, Current Events, Education, Entertainment, Exercise, Fitness, Fun, healing., health, Humor, Life, Literature, Marriage, Meditation, News, Parenting, Personal, philosophy, psychology, technology, Thoughts, Weight loss, Words

Why Women Talk To Cats

I have always wondered why women talk to cats? Ever since I was a child I have took note of … More

Adventure, Cats, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, Dogs, Entertainment, Family, Funny, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, News, Parenting, Personal, psychology, relationships, Sex, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

I Swallowed My Wedding Ring.

This evening while I was sitting on the couch reading a novel, I accidentally swallowed my wedding ring. You may … More

Adventure, anxiety, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, Entertainment, Fiction, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, Novels, Nude, Personal, psychology, Reading, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

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