True Love Waits?

Before the age of twelve I was already sticking my small penis inside various objects with holes in them. Toilet … More

My Sister The Slut

My sister is a 37 year old slut. I have not always been aware of this- but recently it has … More

I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it … More

I have been down so long that it looks like up for me. In fact, I have decided only to … More

Oh, the pervert in room #8. How I miss him. Where did he go? It seems that he has wondered … More

Maybe I am alone in this one, but does anyone ever feel as if their mind is playing tricks upon … More

After 37 years, I am still in high school. It is a mystery to me how this has become my … More

I noticed a sign in the window that said “sense of humors for sale.” I thought that this was a … More

I just received notification for an award that I received today. The award is for ” Blog With Least Amount … More

“Do you like to sing in the shower?” one of my students asked me in the middle of class. It … More

For those of you who know who David Sedaris is, I thought you might want to know that I have … More

I want to take a job selling outdoor furniture but my wife is unwilling to compromise. “You are a Teacher, … More

The six months prior to my wedding- I was a nervous wreck. Anxiety is something that I had lived with … More

I have always wondered why women talk to cats? Ever since I was a child I have took note of … More

This evening while I was sitting on the couch reading a novel, I accidentally swallowed my wedding ring. You may … More