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ABSURdISTRY.

Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

Tag: Creative Writing

The Man Who Discovered Happiness

The entire world knows of him. The most popular name since Einstein. It is miraculous how he could do what … More

Creative Writing, Discovery, happiness, Happy, how to be happy, internet, Life, Personal, psychology, Science Fiction, Society, technology, Truth, Writing

My Sleeping Wife

Every morning starting at 8, I begin the long process of waking up my sleeping wife. She sleeps in the … More

being an adult, Creative Writing, depression, Growing Up, husband, introvert, Life, Marriage, randall sokoloff, relationships, Sex, sleeping all day, Writing

The Balding Husband

“Sounds great honey!” I’ve been saying this a lot recently. As much as I can. You see I am trying … More

Aging, beauty, Creative Writing, hair loss, health, how to prevent balding, how to stop thinning hair, Humor, Life, Marriage, young wife

The Jaywalker

“Jaywalker!” This is what my client shouted out her car window as she drove past me crossing the street. I … More

Borderline Personality Disorder, breaking the law, Creative Writing, Humor, jaywalking, Law, Life, mental health, psychology, randall sokoloff, Society, Therapist, Writing

Casey Neistat, YouTube and the Decline of Art.

Casey Neistat. Have you heard of this guy? If not, you should check him out for a few reasons. First … More

Art, Artist, Casey Neistat, contemporary art, creative genius, Creative Writing, creativity, Decline of art, motivation, productivity, video blogging, YouTube

The Man Who Grew Breasts (Overnight)

Yesterday, the majority of Americans elected Donald Trump as President of the United States. I was angry. Very angry. This … More

2016 elections, America, anger, Creative Writing, Donald Trump, female breasts, growing breasts, Literature, Women, Writing

I’m Mad.

My wife just asked me, “Are you mad at me?” I said, “No, I’m just mad.” I am mad about … More

2016 elections, American Nationalism, anger, Creative Writing, Donald Trump, fear, President, Writer, Writing

Stuff To Make Sandwiches With

All of our lives are running away from us and all we have to let us know that this is … More

Confession, Creative Writing, existential dread, health, Humor, Life, life lessons, Literature, Living, Marriage, randall sokoloff, sandwiches, vegan cheese, Writing

A Conversation With My Twenty Seven Year Old Self.

Haven’t seen you in a while. Yeah. You look a lot older. I do? Yeah. Wow. You look like a … More

being 27, being young, Creative Writing, figuring out what to do with my life, growing older, Growing Up, how to deal with negative thoughts, how to find a job, Job, Money, not doing anything with my life, Work, Writing

The Late Man. Post #424.

I’m late for everything. Dentist, therapy, dinner, lunch and business meetings. I am late on bill payments, bank deposits, email … More

being late, benefits of therapy, Creative Writing, how to be late, how to be on time, human happiness, Life, living life, love human kindness, randall sokoloff, the writing process, Therapist, Therapy

Interview With Randall Sokoloff (A Brief Excerpt) (Post #421)

The writer Marty Fletcher interviews the writer, blogger, artist and psychotherapist Randall Sokoloff. This interview will be published in our upcoming … More

Blogger, Blogging, Creative Writing, Interview with a blogger, Interview with a writer, Psychotherapy, randall sokoloff, Society, WEDONTEXIST Magazine, Writing

Interview With My Protagonist (Post #414)

Protagonist: You might not want to drink that second cup of coffee that you have there. Me: Thanks, but I … More

being a writer, Blogging, Creative Writing, Dostoyevsky, effects of coffee, personal interview, Protagonist, randall sokoloff, the creative process, the writing process, Writing

The Mindfulness Guy (Post #406)

Some things are far beyond our control. No matter how hard we try, we just can’t see them coming. Today, … More

Creative Writing, how to control stress, how to stop a panic attack, introvert, mindfulness, mindfulness for anxiety attacks, mindfulness practice, panic attack, randall sokoloff, the mindfulness guy

Portrait Of A Marriage On A Wednesday Afternoon (Post #405)

1:11 pm. Sun is struggling to come out behind gray haze. Sitting in a Eames dining chair, at my writing … More

Absurdistry, autobiography, chihuahua, Creative Writing, experimental music, husband and wife, Indian food, lunch, Marriage, pekka airaksinen, portrait, portrait of a marriage, randall sokoloff, Wednesday afternoon

My Sex Neutral (Post #404)

          While I was making myself a radish and hummus sandwich, I was thinking about my … More

Blogger, Blogging, Creative Writing, growing older, Heidegger, how to have more sex, human condition, human condition absurdistry, Humor, humus sandwich, Life, loss of sex drive, male sexuality, randall sokoloff, Sex, sex drive, the aging process, vincent gallo

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

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