How To Be Isolated And Together All At The Same Time.

Whenever I am online and someone walks up to me and looks over my shoulder, I tense up. I feel … More

The Sunbather

Every afternoon that the clouds are not obstructing the sun, I become a sunbather. I do not wear sun tan … More

I have had a neighbor that I have been at war with for almost a year. Ever since he moved … More

Before the age of twelve I was already sticking my small penis inside various objects with holes in them. Toilet … More

I happen to be a lover of breasts. I am also adamantly against bombs. This morning when I was on … More

It’s like jumping over time. Tricking space. Being lost is the most immediate way to be free. This is why … More

My sister is a 37 year old slut. I have not always been aware of this- but recently it has … More

I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it … More

“I am worried that you are not having enough fun in your life,” my wife said to me. “I have … More

I know that there are chains. I can feel them and here them and at times I can taste them. … More

The difficult thing about being a Storyteller is finding the time to write. In our post industrial technocratic society man, … More

I know this may seem strange but I am suffering from a moving nipple. It is my left nipple and … More

I have always wondered why women talk to cats? Ever since I was a child I have took note of … More

Three weeks ago I peed upon a large plot of dirt that was located behind my parents home. I … More

This evening while I was sitting on the couch reading a novel, I accidentally swallowed my wedding ring. You may … More