Whenever I am online and someone walks up to me and looks over my shoulder, I tense up. I feel … More
Tag: Culture
The Sunbather
Every afternoon that the clouds are not obstructing the sun, I become a sunbather. I do not wear sun tan … More
The Power Of U2.
I have had a neighbor that I have been at war with for almost a year. Ever since he moved … More
True Love Waits?
Before the age of twelve I was already sticking my small penis inside various objects with holes in them. Toilet … More
Breasts Not Bombs
I happen to be a lover of breasts. I am also adamantly against bombs. This morning when I was on … More
Sometimes It’s Fun To Get Lost
It’s like jumping over time. Tricking space. Being lost is the most immediate way to be free. This is why … More
My Sister The Slut
My sister is a 37 year old slut. I have not always been aware of this- but recently it has … More
The Bush Lover
I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it … More
My Idea Of Fun
“I am worried that you are not having enough fun in your life,” my wife said to me. “I have … More
A Blogger In Chains
I know that there are chains. I can feel them and here them and at times I can taste them. … More
The Storyteller
The difficult thing about being a Storyteller is finding the time to write. In our post industrial technocratic society man, … More
The Man With A Moving Nipple
I know this may seem strange but I am suffering from a moving nipple. It is my left nipple and … More
Why Women Talk To Cats
I have always wondered why women talk to cats? Ever since I was a child I have took note of … More
The Man Who Pissed A Miracle.
   Three weeks ago I peed upon a large plot of dirt that was located behind my parents home. I … More
I Swallowed My Wedding Ring.
This evening while I was sitting on the couch reading a novel, I accidentally swallowed my wedding ring. You may … More