Chapter 12 You, the Golden Retrievers, German Shepherds, Black Labs, Poodles, Huskies, Pitbulls, Rottweilers, Terriers, Beagles, Shih Tzus, Pugs, Boxers, … More
Tag: Dogs
On Becoming Domesticated
Today I need to clean under the dinning room table, vacuum the carpet in the living room, fix the grass … More
My Mid-Life Crisis?
I woke up this morning thinking about the band The National. In particular I was thinking about the lead singer … More
Thoughts that Cross my Mind While Procrastinating.
There is silence in the house and a white pleather couch stares at me. It sits there white and opened … More
The Garage
Dust, dust and more dust. The inside of my garage is covered with dust. Small and large pieces of dust. … More
My Life In Dog Hair
So this is it. My life. Covered in dog hair. I have been doing a lot of work lately to … More
The Prostitute and I
Two blocks from where I live there is a prostitute who spends her afternoons standing on a busy street corner. … More
Interview With Myself #2
I am again sitting at my round breakfast table. The time is 10:42am and I am preparing for my second … More
Interview With Myself
My interview with myself is taking place on Monday morning at 8:43am in my kitchen. I am sitting at my … More
In a Puddle of Mud
”The key to the mind is in my hand and I can turn it in any direction” — Maharajji I … More
Why Women Talk To Cats
I have always wondered why women talk to cats? Ever since I was a child I have took note of … More
Living In A Police State?
Lately I am feeling surrounded by the police. Every place I go there they appear. Like looming premonitions or predictions, … More
Sitting On Buddhas Head.
The palest ink is better than the best memory. This quote was written upon a small paper tab that was … More
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