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ABSURdISTRY.

Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

Tag: Dogs

For the Dogs, How to Help Yourself and Your Angry Owner

Chapter 12 You, the Golden Retrievers, German Shepherds, Black Labs, Poodles, Huskies, Pitbulls, Rottweilers, Terriers, Beagles, Shih Tzus, Pugs, Boxers, … More

anger, angry men, depressed dogs, dog health, dog mental health, Dogs, domestic abuse, emotional abuse, Psychotherapy, self help, violence

On Becoming Domesticated

Today I need to clean under the dinning room table, vacuum the carpet in the living room, fix the grass … More

Art, Artist, Design, Dogs, domestication, growing older, home maintenance, Interior Design, Marriage, musician, the american dream, Writer

My Mid-Life Crisis?

I woke up this morning thinking about the band The National. In particular I was thinking about the lead singer … More

Dogs, Job, Matt Berninger, mid life crisis, Money, Shakespeare, The National

Thoughts that Cross my Mind While Procrastinating.

There is silence in the house and a white pleather couch stares at me. It sits there white and opened … More

Converse AllStars, couches, Dogs, procrastination, winter

The Garage

Dust, dust and more dust. The inside of my garage is covered with dust. Small and large pieces of dust. … More

Avalokiteshvara, Buddhism, Dogs, economy, garages, Meditation, Solitude, Writing

My Life In Dog Hair

So this is it. My life. Covered in dog hair. I have been doing a lot of work lately to … More

anger, animal shelter, dog hair, Dogs, German Shepherds, google, letting go, Meditation, resistance, self control, shedding

The Prostitute and I

Two blocks from where I live there is a prostitute who spends her afternoons standing on a busy street corner. … More

Dogs, German Shepherds, love, Marriage, middle class, obsesssive compulsive disorder, postitute, Recession, Sex, Starbucks, suburbia

Interview With Myself #2

I am again sitting at my round breakfast table. The time is 10:42am and I am preparing for my second … More

ADD, Attention deficit disorder, being, change, Dogs, gabor mate, growing older, haruki murakami, Ontology, personal interview, Reading, Spalding Grey, william burroughs

Interview With Myself

My interview with myself is taking place on Monday morning at 8:43am in my kitchen. I am sitting at my … More

anxiety, Art, artists, Dogs, Entertainment, gardening, Growing Up, interview, Life, Literature, psychology, self help

In a Puddle of Mud

‎”The key to the mind is in my hand and I can turn it in any direction” — Maharajji I … More

Dogs, letting go, Meditation, mud bath, relaxation, Walking

Why Women Talk To Cats

I have always wondered why women talk to cats? Ever since I was a child I have took note of … More

Adventure, Cats, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, Dogs, Entertainment, Family, Funny, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, News, Parenting, Personal, psychology, relationships, Sex, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

Living In A Police State?

Lately I am feeling surrounded by the police. Every place I go there they appear. Like looming premonitions or predictions, … More

America, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, Democracy, Dogs, Entertainment, Humor, Law, News, philosophy, Politics, psychology, Thoughts, Writing

Sitting On Buddhas Head.

The palest ink is better than the best memory. This quote was written upon a small paper tab that was … More

Absurd, artists, Buddha, Buddhism, Comedy, Dogs, Entertainment, Haunting, Humor, Life, Madness, Memory Loss, philosophy, Satire, Science, spirituality, Thoughts

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

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