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ABSURdISTRY.

Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

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My Work Ethic?

Fuck. I don’t know why this word comes to mind as I stare into the blank screen thinking about what … More

Art, being, Capitalism, doing nothing, employment, Freedom, Henry Rollins, jobs, Managers, Money, painting, rat race, Reading, Unemployment, work ethic, working

My Brief Love Affair with a Pool Sweep

I am currently going through a separation from my wife. I moved out from our small home in the country … More

Death, depression, Divorce, employment, Falling in love, God, Grief, joy, letting go, Marriage, Parents, Pool Sweep, Solitude, swimming, Thoreau

Nothing Man

Every once in a while I learn something new about myself. Sometimes these learning flashes will come to me while … More

being, Capitalism, doing nothing, employment, working

My New Wave Mid-Life Crisis

My wife told me yesterday that I have been wearing too much black. “But it is my favorite color,” I … More

1980's, employment, Marriage, mid life crisis, new wave, tears for fears, Work

The Joy Of Being Out Of Work

“I need so much time for doing nothing that I have no time for work.” -Pierre Reverdy “It pisses me … More

America, employment, Free Time, Freedom, Materialism

At The End Of A Rainbow

  Ever wonder if there is really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? It had been … More

Allegory, Angels, anxiety, Awe, Creative Nonfiction, depression, Dreams, economy, employment, health, jobs, psychology, Rainbows, Recession, Walking

“Beat It”

“Do you like to sing in the shower?” one of my students asked me in the middle of class. It … More

Art, Business, Comedy, Current Events, Education, employment, Entertainment, Fetish, Freedom, Government, Humor, Life, masturbation, Micheal Jackson, Money, Nudity, Personal, philosophy, poetry, Politics, psychology, Role model, Sex, Sexuality, Teaching, Thoughts, Writing

Will Write For Food (Organic) Or Money.

What little money I once had seems to have dissolved with a speed that not even entropy could compete with. … More

Add new tag, America, Art, Business, Celebrity, Creative Writing, Current Events, Economics, Education, employment, Entertainment, Financial, Humor, Literature, Mark Twain, Marriage, Money, philosophy, Recession, Relationship, technology, Thoughts, Writing

The Outdoor Furniture Salseman.

I want to take a job selling outdoor furniture but my wife is unwilling to compromise. “You are a Teacher, … More

Art, Comedy, Current Events, Death, Education, employment, Entertainment, Growing Up, health, High School, Humor, Marriage, Memories, Outdoor Furniture, Parenting, psychology, Sales, Summer, Teaching, Teenage, Writing, Youth

Man Of Miracles

I’m a mess. This morning I awake with my left foot swollen to three times its size and my wife … More

Acting, America, anxiety, Art, bloging, Brad Pitt, Business, Cats, Education, employment, Entertainment, Finances, Government, health, Humor, Johny Depp, Life, Marriage, Money, News, Paranormal, Parenting, psychology, Religion, self help, Teaching, technology, Therapy, Thoughts, Writing

Stop Telling Me What To DO!

People are always telling me what to do. Do not do this, do not do that or it would be … More

bloging, Business, Current Events, Education, employment, Environment, Funny, Government, health, Humor, Law, Literature, Media, News, Parenting, philosophy, Police, psychology, Religion, spirituality, Taxes, technology, Thoughts, Transformation, War, Writing, Youth

The Sex Life Of A Man Without One #19

I never imagined that a naked woman behind glass could be so gratifying and theraputic! How had I gone so … More

Adventure, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, employment, Entertainment, Erotic, Fetish, Humor, Life, love, Marriage, Men, Nude, Personal, Pornography, psychology, Sex, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

Eletromagnetic Freak, Part 2.

     My mind is always creating assumptions, but are they true? I am perpetually surrounded and perturbed by a sea … More

Adventure, Business, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, disease, electromagnetic radiation, employment, Entertainment, Fetish, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, medicine, Money, Nude, Personal, popular culture, psychology, Sex, technology, Thoughts, Writing

Sex Life Of A Man Without One #18

She called herself the “Divine Back Scratcher.” A whore with this kind of vernacular struck an immediate interest in me. … More

Adventure, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, employment, Entertainment, Erotic, Fetish, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, Nude, Personal, psychology, Sex, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

Electromagnetic Freek (EMF).

I love my laptop but it is making me sick! It has turned into a constant struggle. Let me explain … More

Adventure, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, disease, electromagnetic radiation, employment, Entertainment, Fetish, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, medicine, Nude, Personal, popular culture, psychology, Science, Sex, technology, Thoughts, Writing

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

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