Fuck. I don’t know why this word comes to mind as I stare into the blank screen thinking about what … More
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My Brief Love Affair with a Pool Sweep
I am currently going through a separation from my wife. I moved out from our small home in the country … More
Nothing Man
Every once in a while I learn something new about myself. Sometimes these learning flashes will come to me while … More
My New Wave Mid-Life Crisis
My wife told me yesterday that I have been wearing too much black. “But it is my favorite color,” I … More
The Joy Of Being Out Of Work
“I need so much time for doing nothing that I have no time for work.” -Pierre Reverdy “It pisses me … More
At The End Of A Rainbow
Ever wonder if there is really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? It had been … More
“Beat It”
“Do you like to sing in the shower?” one of my students asked me in the middle of class. It … More
Will Write For Food (Organic) Or Money.
What little money I once had seems to have dissolved with a speed that not even entropy could compete with. … More
The Outdoor Furniture Salseman.
I want to take a job selling outdoor furniture but my wife is unwilling to compromise. “You are a Teacher, … More
Man Of Miracles
I’m a mess. This morning I awake with my left foot swollen to three times its size and my wife … More
Stop Telling Me What To DO!
People are always telling me what to do. Do not do this, do not do that or it would be … More
The Sex Life Of A Man Without One #19
I never imagined that a naked woman behind glass could be so gratifying and theraputic! How had I gone so … More
Eletromagnetic Freak, Part 2.
My mind is always creating assumptions, but are they true? I am perpetually surrounded and perturbed by a sea … More
Sex Life Of A Man Without One #18
She called herself the “Divine Back Scratcher.” A whore with this kind of vernacular struck an immediate interest in me. … More
Electromagnetic Freek (EMF).
I love my laptop but it is making me sick! It has turned into a constant struggle. Let me explain … More