Interview With Myself

My interview with myself is taking place on Monday morning at 8:43am in my kitchen. I am sitting at my … More

My 89 New Year’s Resolutions

1) eat more walnuts and pistachios 2) impregnate wife (with her consent, of course) 3) work on overcoming anxiety 4) … More

Let me tell you somethings. Did you know that every time we inhale, we absorb oxygen expelled into the atmosphere … More

Before the age of twelve I was already sticking my small penis inside various objects with holes in them. Toilet … More

I happen to be a lover of breasts. I am also adamantly against bombs. This morning when I was on … More

It’s like jumping over time. Tricking space. Being lost is the most immediate way to be free. This is why … More

My sister is a 37 year old slut. I have not always been aware of this- but recently it has … More

I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it … More

“I am worried that you are not having enough fun in your life,” my wife said to me. “I have … More

I know that there are chains. I can feel them and here them and at times I can taste them. … More

I’ll be honest- my birthday sucked. It was not anything in particular that took place but rather an over all … More

I am glad to see that 43 living human being visited my blog today. Even though the biggest blogs have … More

Since I have been blogging for the past six months I have noticed that something very strange has happened to … More

I finally figured out the answer to the question, “what is the sound of one hand clapping?” I have been … More