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ABSURdISTRY.

Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

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My Sister The Slut

My sister is a 37 year old slut. I have not always been aware of this- but recently it has … More

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The Bush Lover

I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it … More

Art, birth, Comedy, Concsciousness, Culture, Entertainment, Erotic, Goeorge Bush, Humor, Immortality, Literature, love, Marriage, Memory, obsession, Personal, psychology, relationships, Sex, Sexual Obsession, Sexuality, spirituality, Thought, vagina, Women, Writing, Youth

The Sex Life Of A Man Without One #19

I never imagined that a naked woman behind glass could be so gratifying and theraputic! How had I gone so … More

Adventure, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, employment, Entertainment, Erotic, Fetish, Humor, Life, love, Marriage, Men, Nude, Personal, Pornography, psychology, Sex, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

Sex Life Of A Man Without One #18

She called herself the “Divine Back Scratcher.” A whore with this kind of vernacular struck an immediate interest in me. … More

Adventure, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, employment, Entertainment, Erotic, Fetish, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, Nude, Personal, psychology, Sex, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

The Resurgence Of Absurdistry

I thought about dumping this site, but once again it was saved by a reader. At times I feel as … More

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The Sex Life Of A Man Without One #15

Human beings are remarkably resilient to stress. One way or another we manage to persevere, to survive, and to have … More

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Sex Life Of A Man Without One #14

Even hookers have to work when it’s raining. I have spent the past three days desperately searching for employment. My … More

Adventure, Art, Breasts, Comedy, Culture, employment, Entertainment, Erotic, Fetish, Humor, Jazz, Life, Marriage, Nude, poetry, psychology, Sex, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

The End Of Absurdistry

I just wanted to let my readers know that this site will be taken off the air in a day … More

Adventure, Culture, Entertainment, Erotic, Fun, health, Humor, Life, Literature, love, Marriage, Pantyhose, philosophy, psychology, Sexuality, spirituality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

Sex Life Of A Man Without One #11.

“MIND-Bl(o)wing}*playmate SuPper Cute,” sent me an instant message this morning. I had no idea how this could of ended up … More

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How A Man Takes A Shower.

Once naked, I imagine myself to be some place else in time. Far away from the cold confines of my … More

Absurd, Comedy, Entertainment, Erotic, Fun, health, Humor, Life, Literature, Men, Prose, psychology, Satire, sexual, Sexuality, Thoughts, Writing

Sex Life Of A Man Without One #9

A naked prostitute in a tree!! This was too much. Yesterday I had seen a ghost for the first time … More

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Sex Life Of A Man Without One #8

What a strange life we are all stuck inside of. Some may be better at disguising the strangeness of life … More

Absurd, artists, Entertainment, Erotic, Fun, Growing Up, health, Humor, Life, Literature, love, Madness, philosophy, psychology, Satire, Sexuality, Therapy, Writing

Sex Life Of A Man Without One #6

Boredom has been tugging at me like a strange ache which refuses to let go. The days have been filled … More

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The Man Who Walked Into A Black Hole

  If you fall into a black hole you will never return. I remember hearing this. I do not remember … More

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Sex Life Of A Man Without One #4

  It is raining out. There is a calm contentment in my chest. The air is pleasant to breathe and … More

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

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