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ABSURdISTRY.

Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

Tag: High School

Never That Cool Again

In high school I was as cool as it gets. Sun glasses, stylish haircut, hip attitude, cigarettes, a full flask … More

coolness, dreams of fame, High School, Tom Waits, Youth

Profile of a Young Rampage Shooter

i’m so angry. this world is a prison from which I long to escape. all around me I see people … More

anger, Capitalism, difficult parents, drugs, guns, High School, mental illness, Money, Parents, profile of a rampage shooter, rage, Rampage shootings, school shootings, Society, teenagers, video games, Work

The Man With A Moving Nipple (from the archives)

I know this may seem strange but I am suffering from a moving nipple. It is my left nipple and … More

Abnormal, anxiety, Freedom, High School, Medical Issues, socrates, Teaching

Stuck In High School!

After 37 years, I am still in high school. It is a mystery to me how this has become my … More

Abraham Lincoln, Aging, Art, blow jobs, Comedy, Consciousness, creativity, Current Events, Education, Entertainment, Fate, God, health, High School, history, Humor, Karma, Literature, Magic, masturbation, maturity, News, Parents, Past life, philosophy, Politics, psychology, responsibility, Sex, students, Teacher, Teaching, Transformation, Writing

The Outdoor Furniture Salseman.

I want to take a job selling outdoor furniture but my wife is unwilling to compromise. “You are a Teacher, … More

Art, Comedy, Current Events, Death, Education, employment, Entertainment, Growing Up, health, High School, Humor, Marriage, Memories, Outdoor Furniture, Parenting, psychology, Sales, Summer, Teaching, Teenage, Writing, Youth

Beam Me UP!!

I am not of this world, nor do I belong in it. I am a stranger in paradise, an outcast … More

Absurd, Aliens, Art, Business, Career, Comedy, Culture, Education, Entertainment, Fun, Growing Up, High School, Humor, Life, Literature, philosophy, Politics, psychology, Satire, Teaching, Thoughts, Writing

Full Catastrophe Living.

All my concern over sex, hookers, guilt, shame, money, health, spirituality, the environment and my car has taken its toll … More

Absurd, Blogging, Business, Career, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, Education, employment, Growing Up, High School, Humor, Life, Marriage, psychology, Satire, Sex, Teaching, Therapy, Thoughts, Waiter, Writing

Absurdistry Reconsidered.

LET THE IMMORALITY PLAY ROAR ONWARDS!! BASED UPON THE QUALITY OF A FEW OF THE COMMENTS THAT I HAVE RECEIVED, … More

Absurd, Blogging, Business, Career, Comedy, Culture, Education, Entertainment, Erotica, Fun, George Bush, Growing Up, High School, Humor, Life, Literature, Pantyhose, Polotics, psychology, Satire, Science, Sex, Teaching, Theatre, Thoughts, Writing

High School Teachers Don’t Get Offices!

I can not find a job teaching. They fear me. They abhor me- I have a reputation. For four years … More

Absurd, African Studies, Black history, Business, Career, Comedy, Culture, Educaation, Entertainment, Erotica, Ethnicity, Fun, Growing Up, High School, Humor, Life, Literature, psychology, Race, Satire, Sex, Teaching, Writing

A Translator.

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

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