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Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

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A Story of Desecration and Exploration

#phoptography, Current Events, Entertainment, Humor, Life, Literature, majordepressiveepisode, Marriage, photoessay, Poet, poetry, psychology, Writing

The Balding Husband

“Sounds great honey!” I’ve been saying this a lot recently. As much as I can. You see I am trying … More

Aging, beauty, Creative Writing, hair loss, health, how to prevent balding, how to stop thinning hair, Humor, Life, Marriage, young wife

The Jaywalker

“Jaywalker!” This is what my client shouted out her car window as she drove past me crossing the street. I … More

Borderline Personality Disorder, breaking the law, Creative Writing, Humor, jaywalking, Law, Life, mental health, psychology, randall sokoloff, Society, Therapist, Writing

Stuff To Make Sandwiches With

All of our lives are running away from us and all we have to let us know that this is … More

Confession, Creative Writing, existential dread, health, Humor, Life, life lessons, Literature, Living, Marriage, randall sokoloff, sandwiches, vegan cheese, Writing

Hot Soup On A Hot Day (Post #422)

Please learn from my mistake, even though I realize this rarely happens. I don’t know why I did it. It’s … More

Ayurvedic medicine, feelings of impending doom, health, hot soup, how to stop a panic attack, Humor, Marriage, panic attck, randall sokoloff, story, thoughts of impending doom, trauma, Writing

My Sex Neutral (Post #404)

          While I was making myself a radish and hummus sandwich, I was thinking about my … More

Blogger, Blogging, Creative Writing, growing older, Heidegger, how to have more sex, human condition, human condition absurdistry, Humor, humus sandwich, Life, loss of sex drive, male sexuality, randall sokoloff, Sex, sex drive, the aging process, vincent gallo

Off The Bottle

1. The waitress approached me and said, “sir- everyone is staring at you.” She had a look of concern on … More

bad habits, child development, empty bottles, Humor, obsession, oral fixation, public humilation, relationships, Therapy

On Being Crazy

Today in the middle of class a student of mine told me that I was crazy. “Mr. R, your crazy,” … More

Humor, Life, Prose, Thoughts

True Love Waits?

Before the age of twelve I was already sticking my small penis inside various objects with holes in them. Toilet … More

Comedy, Culture, Entertainment, Family, Fetish, Humor, love, Mind, Personal, psychology, Relationship, romance, Sex, single, stories, Thoughts, Virginity, Writng, Youth

Breasts Not Bombs

I happen to be a lover of breasts. I am also adamantly against bombs. This morning when I was on … More

America, anxiety, Breasts, Business, Culture, Current Events, Entertainment, feminist, Freedom, health, humanity, Humor, News, non-profit, Politics, psychology, saving the world, Therapy, Thoughts, War, Women, Writing

Sometimes It’s Fun To Get Lost

It’s like jumping over time. Tricking space. Being lost is the most immediate way to be free. This is why … More

anxiety, Culture, Current Events, Entertainment, Humor, Life, philosophy, psychology, Space, Therapy, Thoughts, time, Writing

My Sister The Slut

My sister is a 37 year old slut. I have not always been aware of this- but recently it has … More

bikini, Cats, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, dating, doctor, Entertainment, Erotic, Family, Humor, medicine, Men, movies, News, Personal, perversion, professional, Sex, single, slut, Thoughts, Writing, Yoga

The Bush Lover

I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it … More

Art, birth, Comedy, Concsciousness, Culture, Entertainment, Erotic, Goeorge Bush, Humor, Immortality, Literature, love, Marriage, Memory, obsession, Personal, psychology, relationships, Sex, Sexual Obsession, Sexuality, spirituality, Thought, vagina, Women, Writing, Youth

My Idea Of Fun

“I am worried that you are not having enough fun in your life,” my wife said to me. “I have … More

Culture, Current Events, Entertainment, Family, Film, Fun, healing., Humor, Life, Literature, love, lover, Marriage, Massage, philosophy, psychology, Reading, Sex, Shiatsu, Solitude, Strip Clubs, Teenager, Therapy, Thoughts, Writing

A Blogger In Chains

I know that there are chains. I can feel them and here them and at times I can taste them. … More

Apple, Art, blog, Blogging, Books, Civilization, Corporations, Counseling, cultural theory, Culture, Current Events, earth, Entertainment, Existentialism, humanity, Humor, Literature, Living, metaphysics, Mystery, News, philosophy, Politics, psychology, Religion, Sex, spirituality, Teaching, technology, Television, Writing

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

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