The Balding Husband

“Sounds great honey!” I’ve been saying this a lot recently. As much as I can. You see I am trying … More

The Jaywalker

“Jaywalker!” This is what my client shouted out her car window as she drove past me crossing the street. I … More

All of our lives are running away from us and all we have to let us know that this is … More

Please learn from my mistake, even though I realize this rarely happens. I don’t know why I did it. It’s … More

While I was making myself a radish and hummus sandwich, I was thinking about my … More

1. The waitress approached me and said, “sir- everyone is staring at you.” She had a look of concern on … More

Today in the middle of class a student of mine told me that I was crazy. “Mr. R, your crazy,” … More

Before the age of twelve I was already sticking my small penis inside various objects with holes in them. Toilet … More

I happen to be a lover of breasts. I am also adamantly against bombs. This morning when I was on … More

It’s like jumping over time. Tricking space. Being lost is the most immediate way to be free. This is why … More

My sister is a 37 year old slut. I have not always been aware of this- but recently it has … More

I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it … More

“I am worried that you are not having enough fun in your life,” my wife said to me. “I have … More

I know that there are chains. I can feel them and here them and at times I can taste them. … More

I am glad to see that 43 living human being visited my blog today. Even though the biggest blogs have … More