Bizarro Land

“To be authentic, one must be willing to show their contradictions.” – Jean-Paul Sartre I’ve been thinking a lot about authenticity … More

My Interview With Siri.

Hi Siri. Hello! How are you? Call who? No, how are you? Excellent! Why are you so happy? Fascinating question. … More

The entire world knows of him. The most popular name since Einstein. It is miraculous how he could do what … More

Every morning starting at 8, I begin the long process of waking up my sleeping wife. She sleeps in the … More

“Sounds great honey!” I’ve been saying this a lot recently. As much as I can. You see I am trying … More

“Jaywalker!” This is what my client shouted out her car window as she drove past me crossing the street. I … More

The pages are too long. The words spread out. The words slip out. The words move through the brain and … More

All of our lives are running away from us and all we have to let us know that this is … More

I’m late for everything. Dentist, therapy, dinner, lunch and business meetings. I am late on bill payments, bank deposits, email … More

While I was making myself a radish and hummus sandwich, I was thinking about my … More

When I was a very young boy, maybe six or seven, I used to love it when my parents would … More

1. You may not believe me but I am currently speaking to you as a fully-grown, verdant and quite content … More

My interview with myself is taking place on Monday morning at 8:43am in my kitchen. I am sitting at my … More

On my last day of being in my thirties, I fell on my face. I had just finished lunch with … More

I was just sitting in my fly infested backyard trying to soak up some of the morning sun. I had … More