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ABSURdISTRY.

Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

Tag: Life

A Story of Desecration and Exploration

#phoptography, Current Events, Entertainment, Humor, Life, Literature, majordepressiveepisode, Marriage, photoessay, Poet, poetry, psychology, Writing

Bizarro Land

“To be authentic, one must be willing to show their contradictions.” – Jean-Paul Sartre I’ve been thinking a lot about authenticity … More

America, authenticity, how to be myself, how to be yourself, Life, psychology, Society, Work, Writing

My Interview With Siri.

Hi Siri. Hello! How are you? Call who? No, how are you? Excellent! Why are you so happy? Fascinating question. … More

Apple, interview, iphone, is Siri real?, Life, love, Sex, siri, technology

The Man Who Discovered Happiness

The entire world knows of him. The most popular name since Einstein. It is miraculous how he could do what … More

Creative Writing, Discovery, happiness, Happy, how to be happy, internet, Life, Personal, psychology, Science Fiction, Society, technology, Truth, Writing

My Sleeping Wife

Every morning starting at 8, I begin the long process of waking up my sleeping wife. She sleeps in the … More

being an adult, Creative Writing, depression, Growing Up, husband, introvert, Life, Marriage, randall sokoloff, relationships, Sex, sleeping all day, Writing

The Balding Husband

“Sounds great honey!” I’ve been saying this a lot recently. As much as I can. You see I am trying … More

Aging, beauty, Creative Writing, hair loss, health, how to prevent balding, how to stop thinning hair, Humor, Life, Marriage, young wife

The Jaywalker

“Jaywalker!” This is what my client shouted out her car window as she drove past me crossing the street. I … More

Borderline Personality Disorder, breaking the law, Creative Writing, Humor, jaywalking, Law, Life, mental health, psychology, randall sokoloff, Society, Therapist, Writing

The Terrible Reader

The pages are too long. The words spread out. The words slip out. The words move through the brain and … More

attention span, Books, Life, Literature, reader, Reading, smartphone, technology, Writer, Writing

Stuff To Make Sandwiches With

All of our lives are running away from us and all we have to let us know that this is … More

Confession, Creative Writing, existential dread, health, Humor, Life, life lessons, Literature, Living, Marriage, randall sokoloff, sandwiches, vegan cheese, Writing

The Late Man. Post #424.

I’m late for everything. Dentist, therapy, dinner, lunch and business meetings. I am late on bill payments, bank deposits, email … More

being late, benefits of therapy, Creative Writing, how to be late, how to be on time, human happiness, Life, living life, love human kindness, randall sokoloff, the writing process, Therapist, Therapy

My Sex Neutral (Post #404)

          While I was making myself a radish and hummus sandwich, I was thinking about my … More

Blogger, Blogging, Creative Writing, growing older, Heidegger, how to have more sex, human condition, human condition absurdistry, Humor, humus sandwich, Life, loss of sex drive, male sexuality, randall sokoloff, Sex, sex drive, the aging process, vincent gallo

The Climbing Tree

When I was a very young boy, maybe six or seven, I used to love it when my parents would … More

Aging, bartending, children, Death, depression, Family, Life, Parents, Suicide, trees

How I Became A Lemon Tree

1. You may not believe me but I am currently speaking to you as a fully-grown, verdant and quite content … More

lemon trees, Life, love, love story, magical realism, Marriage, romance

Interview With Myself

My interview with myself is taking place on Monday morning at 8:43am in my kitchen. I am sitting at my … More

anxiety, Art, artists, Dogs, Entertainment, gardening, Growing Up, interview, Life, Literature, psychology, self help

Going Down, Looking Up (Some Reflections on the Verge of Turning 40)

On my last day of being in my thirties, I fell on my face. I had just finished lunch with … More

Aging, Biography, birthday, Life, thirties

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

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  • A Story of Desecration and Exploration January 31, 2022
  • Bizarro Land November 30, 2017
  • My Interview With Siri. November 23, 2017
  • The Man Who Discovered Happiness July 18, 2017
  • My Sleeping Wife June 18, 2017
  • The Balding Husband June 17, 2017

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

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