Tag: Life
Bizarro Land
“To be authentic, one must be willing to show their contradictions.” – Jean-Paul Sartre I’ve been thinking a lot about authenticity … More
My Interview With Siri.
Hi Siri. Hello! How are you? Call who? No, how are you? Excellent! Why are you so happy? Fascinating question. … More
The Man Who Discovered Happiness
The entire world knows of him. The most popular name since Einstein. It is miraculous how he could do what … More
My Sleeping Wife
Every morning starting at 8, I begin the long process of waking up my sleeping wife. She sleeps in the … More
The Balding Husband
“Sounds great honey!” I’ve been saying this a lot recently. As much as I can. You see I am trying … More
The Jaywalker
“Jaywalker!” This is what my client shouted out her car window as she drove past me crossing the street. I … More
The Terrible Reader
The pages are too long. The words spread out. The words slip out. The words move through the brain and … More
Stuff To Make Sandwiches With
All of our lives are running away from us and all we have to let us know that this is … More
The Late Man. Post #424.
I’m late for everything. Dentist, therapy, dinner, lunch and business meetings. I am late on bill payments, bank deposits, email … More
My Sex Neutral (Post #404)
While I was making myself a radish and hummus sandwich, I was thinking about my … More
The Climbing Tree
When I was a very young boy, maybe six or seven, I used to love it when my parents would … More
How I Became A Lemon Tree
1. You may not believe me but I am currently speaking to you as a fully-grown, verdant and quite content … More
Interview With Myself
My interview with myself is taking place on Monday morning at 8:43am in my kitchen. I am sitting at my … More
Going Down, Looking Up (Some Reflections on the Verge of Turning 40)
On my last day of being in my thirties, I fell on my face. I had just finished lunch with … More