“I am worried that you are not having enough fun in your life,” my wife said to me. “I have … More
Tag: love
The Sex Life Of A Blogger
Since I have been blogging for the past six months I have noticed that something very strange has happened to … More
The Storyteller
The difficult thing about being a Storyteller is finding the time to write. In our post industrial technocratic society man, … More
The Prophet
I have been down so long that it looks like up for me. In fact, I have decided only to … More
The Doorman
I am obsessed with doors. I have walked for miles upon many miles and spent years upon years- staring at … More
A SENSE OF HUMOR FOR SALE!
I noticed a sign in the window that said “sense of humors for sale.” I thought that this was a … More
The Man With A Moving Nipple
I know this may seem strange but I am suffering from a moving nipple. It is my left nipple and … More
The Trappings Of My Mind
My mind has been doing things without my permission for the past few years. It began with very subtle thoughts … More
The Man Who Pissed A Miracle.
Three weeks ago I peed upon a large plot of dirt that was located behind my parents home. I … More
I Swallowed My Wedding Ring, Part 2.
I returned home from the hospital a few hours ago. It was a minor procedure. Since my own digestive system … More
The Fly.
I am trapped in this body that seems to be changing or aging at a rate that I can not … More
Push Cart Sallie
I find women who are pulling shopping carts filled with empty bottles and cans to be highly attractive. I do … More
The Sex Life Of A Man Without One #19
I never imagined that a naked woman behind glass could be so gratifying and theraputic! How had I gone so … More
An Introduction To The Complete And Edible Works Of Shmear
Every word I write you can eat. The point of my published works has always been to appease my readers … More
The Sex Life Of A Man Without One #15
Human beings are remarkably resilient to stress. One way or another we manage to persevere, to survive, and to have … More