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ABSURdISTRY.

Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

Tag: Money

A Conversation With My Twenty Seven Year Old Self.

Haven’t seen you in a while. Yeah. You look a lot older. I do? Yeah. Wow. You look like a … More

being 27, being young, Creative Writing, figuring out what to do with my life, growing older, Growing Up, how to deal with negative thoughts, how to find a job, Job, Money, not doing anything with my life, Work, Writing

My Mid-Life Crisis?

I woke up this morning thinking about the band The National. In particular I was thinking about the lead singer … More

Dogs, Job, Matt Berninger, mid life crisis, Money, Shakespeare, The National

The Mooch

One of the happiest men I know is a mooch. He lives in a beautiful home in the woods of … More

beggar, Capitalism, deviant, Failure, low life, Money, mooch, scrounger, Yo La Tengo

Coming In Through The Back Door Of The Castle.

I am innately predispositioned towards luxury. I was raised in the lap of luxuries warm potpourri smelling embrace. My bed … More

five star hotels, Fraud, Hotels, how to live like you are rich, lifestyle of the rich and famous, luxury, Money, pools, Ritz Carleton

Profile of a Young Rampage Shooter

i’m so angry. this world is a prison from which I long to escape. all around me I see people … More

anger, Capitalism, difficult parents, drugs, guns, High School, mental illness, Money, Parents, profile of a rampage shooter, rage, Rampage shootings, school shootings, Society, teenagers, video games, Work

My Work Ethic?

Fuck. I don’t know why this word comes to mind as I stare into the blank screen thinking about what … More

Art, being, Capitalism, doing nothing, employment, Freedom, Henry Rollins, jobs, Managers, Money, painting, rat race, Reading, Unemployment, work ethic, working

Interview #6: Death, Depression, Existential Hang-Ups and the Unbearable Beauty of Life.

It is 10:48am when this interview begins. I am again sitting at the round kitchen table and am dressed in … More

anxiety, beauty, Death, depression, Economics, existential crissis, love, manhood, Money, Psychotherapy, Sex

Interview #5: Difficult Parents, Anger Towards a Father, Economic Woe and the American Dream.

I am seated at my kitchen table. It is a round vintage table from the 1950’s. I spent a lot … More

anger towards father, difficult parents, economy, fathers, greed, Growing Up, Money, money troubles, Parents, psychology, Recession, the american dream

Interview With Myself #4: Doing Dirty Dishes and on Growing Up a Spoiled Rich Kid.

While this interview is being conducted I am doing dishes. It is mid afternoon and I am dressed in brown … More

dishes, domestic chores, Growing Up, home care, Money, obsessive compulsive disorder

The Success Man

I have always wondered what exactly success is, feels like, tastes like and looks like. Is success having a roof … More

Art, Dreams, Fame, Fiction, health, life satisfaction, mid life crisis, Money, Psychotherapy, reality, success

At the End of a Rainbow (re-post, gosh I love this one)

Ever wonder if there is really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? It had been raining … More

anxiety, Freedom, love, Money, Nudity, Rainbows, Recession

The Lentil Challenge

A few evenings ago my wife made a gigantic pot of lentil stew. We have both been very low on … More

America, Health Care, Hunger, Julian Assange, Marriage, Money, Recession, Unemployment

You Are Who You Pretend To Be?

“Life,” said Emerson, “consists in what a man is thinking all day.” A year ago someone said something to me … More

Creative Struggle, Fame, Money, Publishing, Thinking, Thoughts, Writer, Writing

The Counterfeiter

I know a man who wears fake clothes.  Well, the clothes are not fake because the cheap material is real, … More

Counterfeiting, Ethics, Fashion, Fraud, Friendship, Money, psychology, Society, Status

The Bank Teller

Let me tell you somethings. Did you know that every time we inhale, we absorb oxygen expelled into the atmosphere … More

absurdity, America, Banks, Current Events, drama, Entertainment, Environment, Global Warming, Governemnet, Justice, Literature, love, Money, poetry, Satire, Surrealism, Thoughts, Truth, War, Writing

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

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