What I Think Is Funny About Fun

I have been on a fun fast. No more fun for me. Not for a while at least. I am … More

My 89 New Year’s Resolutions

1) eat more walnuts and pistachios 2) impregnate wife (with her consent, of course) 3) work on overcoming anxiety 4) … More

Let me tell you somethings. Did you know that every time we inhale, we absorb oxygen expelled into the atmosphere … More

I made clams for dinner. When I was at the market I decided to buy seven innocent looking little-rock clams. … More

The difficult thing about being a Storyteller is finding the time to write. In our post industrial technocratic society man, … More

I am a man who is being squeezed from the inside out or maybe the outside in. I do not … More

I know this may seem strange but I am suffering from a moving nipple. It is my left nipple and … More

“Do you like to sing in the shower?” one of my students asked me in the middle of class. It … More

What is it that I can do that can help raise the consciousness of humanity? How can I- an underpaid … More

I returned home from the hospital a few hours ago. It was a minor procedure. Since my own digestive system … More

I am trapped in this body that seems to be changing or aging at a rate that I can not … More

I find women who are pulling shopping carts filled with empty bottles and cans to be highly attractive. I do … More

The desire to write has been burned out of me like a cigarette turning to ash. I have lost all … More

At times I catch myself wondering- could I be cleverer than Shakespeare? After all, there may exist valid proof of … More

I had not thought about sex all day. The act never crossed my mind nor did I feel much interest … More