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ABSURdISTRY.

Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

Tag: Prose

On Being Crazy

Today in the middle of class a student of mine told me that I was crazy. “Mr. R, your crazy,” … More

Humor, Life, Prose, Thoughts

Teaching Naked.

For those of you who know who David Sedaris is, I thought you might want to know that I have … More

Adult, Author, Comedy, Current Events, David Sedaris, Education, Entertainment, Humor, Literature, Naked, Nude, Personal, philosophy, Prose, psychology, relationships, Sexuality, Short Stories, Teaching, Thoughts, Writing, Youth

Blogging Burnout

The desire to write has been burned out of me like a cigarette turning to ash. I have lost all … More

Anti-blog, Blogging, Farming, healing., Ideas, Literature, philosophy, poetry, Prose, psychology, Thoughts, Writing

The Resurgence Of Absurdistry

I thought about dumping this site, but once again it was saved by a reader. At times I feel as … More

Art, Comedy, Current Events, Entertainment, Erotic, Fetish, Film, Fun, Golden Shower, Humor, Life, Marriage, Meditation, News, poetry, Political, Prose, Sex, Sexuality, spirituality, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing, Writing Personal

Sex Life Of A Man Without One #16 (Dark Night of The Soul)

      Last night I found my self alone on a dark city street. The rain was pouring down in … More

Culture, Current Events, Entertainment, Erotica, Feelings, Fetish, God, Life, Literature, philosophy, poetry, Prose, Religion, Sex, spirituality, Thoughts, Words, Writing

A Writing Disorder.

I once wanted to be a Writer. I thought about writing every minute of every day. I exhausted my thoughts … More

Dreams, healing., Ideas, Literature, Pantyhose, philosophy, poetry, Prose, psychology, Thoughts, Writing

The Sex Life Of A Man Without One #15

Human beings are remarkably resilient to stress. One way or another we manage to persevere, to survive, and to have … More

Buddhism, Comedy, Entertainment, Erotic, Fantasy, Fetish, Fun, health, Humor, Life, Literature, love, Marriage, Meditation. Addiction, Men, Nudes, Pantyhose, Prose, psychology, sexual, Sexuality, Thoughts, Writing

One Hundred Years Of Solitude.

It was a strange thing to realize my solitude. I was confronted with it as if hit by a wave. … More

Dreams, healing., Ideas, Literature, philosophy, poetry, Prose, psychology, Thoughts, Writing

The Zipper Maker, Part 1

My wife was called in to work so I found myself at a bar drinking my fourth glass of red … More

drama, Entertainment, Fun, Humor, Life, Literature, Prose, Short Story, Thoughts, Wine, Zippers

The Shameful Life Of Salvador Dali.

The hooker in a tree called me this morning. I asked her how she got my phone number and she … More

Artist, Comedy, Culture, Entertainment, Erotica, Freud, Humor, Life, Politics, Prose, Prostitue, psychology, Sex, Thoughts, Tree House

Sex Life Of A Man Without One #11.

“MIND-Bl(o)wing}*playmate SuPper Cute,” sent me an instant message this morning. I had no idea how this could of ended up … More

Adventure, Comedy, Entertainment, Erotic, Fantasy, Fun, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, Men, Panthose, Prose, psychology, Satire, sexual, Sexuality, Thoughts, Writing

Growing Pains

      The string that holds my soul to my body aches. The joints in my feet are constantly perturbing … More

Absurd, Apocalypse, artists, Entertainment, Fun, Graduate School, Growing Up, health, Humor, Life, Madness, Opinions, Prose, Pschoanalysis, psychology, Satire, Spiritual, Therapy, Thoughts, Writing

How A Man Takes A Shower.

Once naked, I imagine myself to be some place else in time. Far away from the cold confines of my … More

Absurd, Comedy, Entertainment, Erotic, Fun, health, Humor, Life, Literature, Men, Prose, psychology, Satire, sexual, Sexuality, Thoughts, Writing

The Disembodied Voice.

“She lives in a dark closet. All the world knows of her is her voice,” Gregory said to me over … More

Absurd, Artist, Career, Entertainment, Existentialism, Fun, Growing Up, Haunting, Humor, Life, Literature, Mystery, Paranormal, philosophy, Prose, psychology, Satire, Writing

The Confusion Of Empty Paintings.

I drew a window upon the wall and tried to look through it. All I saw was a reflection of … More

Absurd, artists, Entertainment, Humor, Life, Literature, Madness, philosophy, poetry, Prose, psychology, Satire, Therapy, Thoughts, Writing

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

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