Today in the middle of class a student of mine told me that I was crazy. “Mr. R, your crazy,” … More
Tag: Prose
Teaching Naked.
For those of you who know who David Sedaris is, I thought you might want to know that I have … More
Blogging Burnout
The desire to write has been burned out of me like a cigarette turning to ash. I have lost all … More
The Resurgence Of Absurdistry
I thought about dumping this site, but once again it was saved by a reader. At times I feel as … More
Sex Life Of A Man Without One #16 (Dark Night of The Soul)
Last night I found my self alone on a dark city street. The rain was pouring down in … More
A Writing Disorder.
I once wanted to be a Writer. I thought about writing every minute of every day. I exhausted my thoughts … More
The Sex Life Of A Man Without One #15
Human beings are remarkably resilient to stress. One way or another we manage to persevere, to survive, and to have … More
One Hundred Years Of Solitude.
It was a strange thing to realize my solitude. I was confronted with it as if hit by a wave. … More
The Zipper Maker, Part 1
My wife was called in to work so I found myself at a bar drinking my fourth glass of red … More
The Shameful Life Of Salvador Dali.
The hooker in a tree called me this morning. I asked her how she got my phone number and she … More
Sex Life Of A Man Without One #11.
“MIND-Bl(o)wing}*playmate SuPper Cute,” sent me an instant message this morning. I had no idea how this could of ended up … More
Growing Pains
The string that holds my soul to my body aches. The joints in my feet are constantly perturbing … More
How A Man Takes A Shower.
Once naked, I imagine myself to be some place else in time. Far away from the cold confines of my … More
The Disembodied Voice.
“She lives in a dark closet. All the world knows of her is her voice,” Gregory said to me over … More
The Confusion Of Empty Paintings.
I drew a window upon the wall and tried to look through it. All I saw was a reflection of … More