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Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

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My Sleeping Wife

Every morning starting at 8, I begin the long process of waking up my sleeping wife. She sleeps in the … More

being an adult, Creative Writing, depression, Growing Up, husband, introvert, Life, Marriage, randall sokoloff, relationships, Sex, sleeping all day, Writing

The Jaywalker

“Jaywalker!” This is what my client shouted out her car window as she drove past me crossing the street. I … More

Borderline Personality Disorder, breaking the law, Creative Writing, Humor, jaywalking, Law, Life, mental health, psychology, randall sokoloff, Society, Therapist, Writing

Stuff To Make Sandwiches With

All of our lives are running away from us and all we have to let us know that this is … More

Confession, Creative Writing, existential dread, health, Humor, Life, life lessons, Literature, Living, Marriage, randall sokoloff, sandwiches, vegan cheese, Writing

The Late Man. Post #424.

I’m late for everything. Dentist, therapy, dinner, lunch and business meetings. I am late on bill payments, bank deposits, email … More

being late, benefits of therapy, Creative Writing, how to be late, how to be on time, human happiness, Life, living life, love human kindness, randall sokoloff, the writing process, Therapist, Therapy

Hot Soup On A Hot Day (Post #422)

Please learn from my mistake, even though I realize this rarely happens. I don’t know why I did it. It’s … More

Ayurvedic medicine, feelings of impending doom, health, hot soup, how to stop a panic attack, Humor, Marriage, panic attck, randall sokoloff, story, thoughts of impending doom, trauma, Writing

Interview With Randall Sokoloff (A Brief Excerpt) (Post #421)

The writer Marty Fletcher interviews the writer, blogger, artist and psychotherapist Randall Sokoloff. This interview will be published in our upcoming … More

Blogger, Blogging, Creative Writing, Interview with a blogger, Interview with a writer, Psychotherapy, randall sokoloff, Society, WEDONTEXIST Magazine, Writing

Why I Am Breaking Up With Facebook (Again). (Post #420)

My writing is a mixture of quasi-autobiography and fiction. I pull from my life but then run it through my … More

addiction, Community, Confessions Of A Facebook Addict, facebook, Facebook Addiction, quitting Facebook, randall sokoloff, self expression, social media, The Huntington Post, why do I say too much?

Conversation With A Record Store Clerk (#Post 419)

*This will be my final post for a week or so. I will be finishing a short novel, which I … More

Albert Camus, being a reader, depression, introvert, Music, other people suck, randall sokoloff, Reading, record store, record store clerk, records, Suicide, the state of human civilization

Sleeping Upside Down (Post #418)

      It is difficult. It requires commitment and a will to succeed. It is not something that you … More

balding, hair, hair growth, hair loss, how to grow new hair, how to prevent hair loss, how to stop balding, how to succeed, randall sokoloff, sleeping upside down, the aging process

Ten Ways To Escape From The Outside World (Post #417)

Sure, it is good to go out and get in to the outside world. But the opposite is also true, … More

a creative life, American society, how to escape, Independent books, introvert, procrastination, randall sokoloff, Reading, Two Dollar Radio

Confessions Of A Worn Out Superhero (The Man In Black) (Post #416)

            I have a confession to make. What better place to make it than here? … More

being a professional, being a superhero, being yourself, confessions, inner life, living an authentic life, living in the suburbs, living your dream, professional, psychotherapist, randall sokoloff, superhero, The Watchmen

Procrastination, The Importance Of Putting Everything Off (Post #415)

“A nice piece of modern contemporary philosophy and contemplation about the way we live our lives in the modern world.” … More

a satisfying life, alone, American Culture, American society, being alone, benefits of procrastination, Freedom, how to procrastinate, human freedom, modern philosophy, philosophy, procrastination, randall sokoloff

Interview With My Protagonist (Post #414)

Protagonist: You might not want to drink that second cup of coffee that you have there. Me: Thanks, but I … More

being a writer, Blogging, Creative Writing, Dostoyevsky, effects of coffee, personal interview, Protagonist, randall sokoloff, the creative process, the writing process, Writing

How To Become A Night Writer (Post #412)

 Want to become a night writer? Does the idea of writing when everyone else is entertaining themselves to death in … More

becoming a writer, being a writer, how to be a night writer, I Hate The Internet, Jarett Kobek, Marriage, randall sokoloff, Sex, sex life, Writing, writing career

The Complainer (Post #411)

“We made the world we’re living in and we have to make it over.” -James Baldwin I don’t want to … More

James baldwin, not wanting to write, on being a writer, randall sokoloff, reshaping the world, Writing

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

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