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ABSURdISTRY.

Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

Tag: relationships

My Sleeping Wife

Every morning starting at 8, I begin the long process of waking up my sleeping wife. She sleeps in the … More

being an adult, Creative Writing, depression, Growing Up, husband, introvert, Life, Marriage, randall sokoloff, relationships, Sex, sleeping all day, Writing

The Incomplete Writer

 I struggle to complete things. I am the kind of writer who often gives up just before an ending. I … More

Absurd, anger, Childhood, difficulty breathing, fathers and sons, growing older, Literature, Marriage, Parents, procrastination, relationships, Writer, Writing

A $50.00 Cup of Coffee

I posted this story many years ago during one of the more difficult economic times in my life. After reading … More

Cats, coffee, mental breakdown, parking tickett, Police, relationships

Interview With Myself #10: No Show

It is 10:07am. I am dressed in a t-shirt, boxer shorts and am wearing comfortable slippers on my feet. I … More

relationships

Interview With Myself #3: Bowel Movements, Blogging and on Being a Writer (or Blogger) Without Readers.

I am again sitting at my round kitchen table looking out into my backyard.  For this interview I am not … More

Blogger, Blogging, bowel movements, defecating, digestive disorders, laziness, projection, psychology, readers, relationships, stomach pain, Writing

Mr. Pickle

                I cannot help but feel like the great majority of human beings … More

dead kennedys, dysfunctional relationships, economic recession, Failure, Father, jobs, rage, relationships, sanwiches, Smashing Pumpkins, Wealth

Off The Bottle

1. The waitress approached me and said, “sir- everyone is staring at you.” She had a look of concern on … More

bad habits, child development, empty bottles, Humor, obsession, oral fixation, public humilation, relationships, Therapy

The Power Of U2.

I have had a neighbor that I have been at war with for almost a year. Ever since he moved … More

Beer, Culture, Current Events, Music, relationships, U2, War

The Bush Lover

I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it … More

Art, birth, Comedy, Concsciousness, Culture, Entertainment, Erotic, Goeorge Bush, Humor, Immortality, Literature, love, Marriage, Memory, obsession, Personal, psychology, relationships, Sex, Sexual Obsession, Sexuality, spirituality, Thought, vagina, Women, Writing, Youth

The Sex Life Of A Blogger

Since I have been blogging for the past six months I have noticed that something very strange has happened to … More

anxiety, blog, Blogger, Blogging, Current Events, Entertainment, Humor, Life, love, lust, Marriage, Men, Obsessions, Pornography, psychology, relationships, Sex, Sexual Obsession, Sexuality, Suffering, The Brain, Thoughts, Wife, Women, Writing

Teaching Naked.

For those of you who know who David Sedaris is, I thought you might want to know that I have … More

Adult, Author, Comedy, Current Events, David Sedaris, Education, Entertainment, Humor, Literature, Naked, Nude, Personal, philosophy, Prose, psychology, relationships, Sexuality, Short Stories, Teaching, Thoughts, Writing, Youth

I’m Searching For A Cure.

I have a new perspective I would like to share. It may change the world- and your life. It is … More

Blogging, Current Events, Deepok Chopra, Eckhart Tolle, Entertainment, Environment, Global Warming, healing., Humor, illness, Literature, Oprah, Personal, philosophy, Politics, Prophet, psychology, relationships, Religion, technology, Thoughts, Transformation, Writing

Why Women Talk To Cats

I have always wondered why women talk to cats? Ever since I was a child I have took note of … More

Adventure, Cats, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, Dogs, Entertainment, Family, Funny, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, News, Parenting, Personal, psychology, relationships, Sex, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

The Looser.

“You are such a looser,” my wife said. It was a truthful judgment. I am a looser. I could argue … More

Absurd, artists, Comedy, Entertainment, Growing Up, Humor, Life, Madness, Marriage, psychology, relationships, Satire, Womanhood, Writing

Brunch With My Wife.

My wife woke me up this morning at the early hour of ten a.m. She told me that she wanted … More

Art, artists, Comedy, Culture, drama, Entertainment, Family, Humor, Life, Literature, love, Marriage, narrative, Personal, philosophy, Politics, psychology, reality, relationships, Sexuality, Woamhood

A Translator.

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

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