My Sleeping Wife

Every morning starting at 8, I begin the long process of waking up my sleeping wife. She sleeps in the … More

The Incomplete Writer

I struggle to complete things. I am the kind of writer who often gives up just before an ending. I … More

I posted this story many years ago during one of the more difficult economic times in my life. After reading … More

It is 10:07am. I am dressed in a t-shirt, boxer shorts and am wearing comfortable slippers on my feet. I … More

I am again sitting at my round kitchen table looking out into my backyard. For this interview I am not … More

I cannot help but feel like the great majority of human beings … More

1. The waitress approached me and said, “sir- everyone is staring at you.” She had a look of concern on … More

I have had a neighbor that I have been at war with for almost a year. Ever since he moved … More

I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it … More

Since I have been blogging for the past six months I have noticed that something very strange has happened to … More

For those of you who know who David Sedaris is, I thought you might want to know that I have … More

I have a new perspective I would like to share. It may change the world- and your life. It is … More

I have always wondered why women talk to cats? Ever since I was a child I have took note of … More

“You are such a looser,” my wife said. It was a truthful judgment. I am a looser. I could argue … More

My wife woke me up this morning at the early hour of ten a.m. She told me that she wanted … More