Let me tell you somethings. Did you know that every time we inhale, we absorb oxygen expelled into the atmosphere … More
Tag: Satire
How To Stop The Mind From Having Thoughts Of Impending Doom.
Maybe I am alone in this one, but does anyone ever feel as if their mind is playing tricks upon … More
The Impatient Taoist
I have decided to sleep away the rest of the day. All morning I was searching for the way, the … More
An Introduction To The Complete And Edible Works Of Shmear
Every word I write you can eat. The point of my published works has always been to appease my readers … More
Beam Me UP!!
I am not of this world, nor do I belong in it. I am a stranger in paradise, an outcast … More
Full Catastrophe Living.
All my concern over sex, hookers, guilt, shame, money, health, spirituality, the environment and my car has taken its toll … More
Sitting On Buddhas Head.
The palest ink is better than the best memory. This quote was written upon a small paper tab that was … More
Absurdistry Reconsidered.
LET THE IMMORALITY PLAY ROAR ONWARDS!! BASED UPON THE QUALITY OF A FEW OF THE COMMENTS THAT I HAVE RECEIVED, … More
Sex Life Of A Man Without One #11.
“MIND-Bl(o)wing}*playmate SuPper Cute,” sent me an instant message this morning. I had no idea how this could of ended up … More
Growing Pains
The string that holds my soul to my body aches. The joints in my feet are constantly perturbing … More
How A Man Takes A Shower.
Once naked, I imagine myself to be some place else in time. Far away from the cold confines of my … More
The Disappearing Tennis Ball.
Why she wore a g-string, I will never know. I did not ask. She did not tell. Rachael is a … More
Fascist Families.
The family unit as a form of Fascism. Someone said this to me yesterday, and I have been thinking about … More
The Disembodied Voice.
“She lives in a dark closet. All the world knows of her is her voice,” Gregory said to me over … More
Working With The Dead, Part 1
The first dead body I picked up was a fat man lying on the floor in his underwear in a … More