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ABSURdISTRY.

Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

Tag: Satire

The Bank Teller

Let me tell you somethings. Did you know that every time we inhale, we absorb oxygen expelled into the atmosphere … More

absurdity, America, Banks, Current Events, drama, Entertainment, Environment, Global Warming, Governemnet, Justice, Literature, love, Money, poetry, Satire, Surrealism, Thoughts, Truth, War, Writing

How To Stop The Mind From Having Thoughts Of Impending Doom.

Maybe I am alone in this one, but does anyone ever feel as if their mind is playing tricks upon … More

anxiety, Art, Comedy, Current Events, Ego, Emotions, Entertainment, fear, Global Warming, health, Humor, Impending doom, jewish, liberation, Martin Luther King, Mind, News, philosophy, Psychoanalysis, psychology, Satire, Self, spirituality, Terrorism, Therapist, Therapy, Thoughts, Writing

The Impatient Taoist

 I have decided to sleep away the rest of the day. All morning I was searching for the way, the … More

Absurd, Business, Career, Comedy, Education, Entertainment, Erotica, Fetish, Fun, Growing Up, Life, Literature, psychology, Satire, Science, self help, Sex, Taoism., Teaching, Thoughts, Writing

An Introduction To The Complete And Edible Works Of Shmear

Every word I write you can eat. The point of my published works has always been to appease my readers … More

artists, Books, Culture, Current Events, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Gourmet, health, Humor, Life, Literature, love, philosophy, psychology, Publishing, reviews, Satire, Sexuality, Therapy, Vice, Writer, Writing

Beam Me UP!!

I am not of this world, nor do I belong in it. I am a stranger in paradise, an outcast … More

Absurd, Aliens, Art, Business, Career, Comedy, Culture, Education, Entertainment, Fun, Growing Up, High School, Humor, Life, Literature, philosophy, Politics, psychology, Satire, Teaching, Thoughts, Writing

Full Catastrophe Living.

All my concern over sex, hookers, guilt, shame, money, health, spirituality, the environment and my car has taken its toll … More

Absurd, Blogging, Business, Career, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, Education, employment, Growing Up, High School, Humor, Life, Marriage, psychology, Satire, Sex, Teaching, Therapy, Thoughts, Waiter, Writing

Sitting On Buddhas Head.

The palest ink is better than the best memory. This quote was written upon a small paper tab that was … More

Absurd, artists, Buddha, Buddhism, Comedy, Dogs, Entertainment, Haunting, Humor, Life, Madness, Memory Loss, philosophy, Satire, Science, spirituality, Thoughts

Absurdistry Reconsidered.

LET THE IMMORALITY PLAY ROAR ONWARDS!! BASED UPON THE QUALITY OF A FEW OF THE COMMENTS THAT I HAVE RECEIVED, … More

Absurd, Blogging, Business, Career, Comedy, Culture, Education, Entertainment, Erotica, Fun, George Bush, Growing Up, High School, Humor, Life, Literature, Pantyhose, Polotics, psychology, Satire, Science, Sex, Teaching, Theatre, Thoughts, Writing

Sex Life Of A Man Without One #11.

“MIND-Bl(o)wing}*playmate SuPper Cute,” sent me an instant message this morning. I had no idea how this could of ended up … More

Adventure, Comedy, Entertainment, Erotic, Fantasy, Fun, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, Men, Panthose, Prose, psychology, Satire, sexual, Sexuality, Thoughts, Writing

Growing Pains

      The string that holds my soul to my body aches. The joints in my feet are constantly perturbing … More

Absurd, Apocalypse, artists, Entertainment, Fun, Graduate School, Growing Up, health, Humor, Life, Madness, Opinions, Prose, Pschoanalysis, psychology, Satire, Spiritual, Therapy, Thoughts, Writing

How A Man Takes A Shower.

Once naked, I imagine myself to be some place else in time. Far away from the cold confines of my … More

Absurd, Comedy, Entertainment, Erotic, Fun, health, Humor, Life, Literature, Men, Prose, psychology, Satire, sexual, Sexuality, Thoughts, Writing

The Disappearing Tennis Ball.

Why she wore a g-string, I will never know. I did not ask. She did not tell. Rachael is a … More

Absurd, Entertainment, Erotica, Fun, Growing Up, Humor, Life, Literature, Mystery, Paranormal, philosophy, psychology, Satire, tennis, Thoughts

Fascist Families.

The family unit as a form of Fascism. Someone said this to me yesterday, and I have been thinking about … More

Absurd, Career, Entertainment, Family, Fascism, Freedom, Fun, Growing Up, Humor, Life, Literature, philosophy, Politics, psychology, Satire, Thoughts, Writing

The Disembodied Voice.

“She lives in a dark closet. All the world knows of her is her voice,” Gregory said to me over … More

Absurd, Artist, Career, Entertainment, Existentialism, Fun, Growing Up, Haunting, Humor, Life, Literature, Mystery, Paranormal, philosophy, Prose, psychology, Satire, Writing

Working With The Dead, Part 1

The first dead body I picked up was a fat man lying on the floor in his underwear in a … More

Absurd, Comedy, Death, Entertainment, Erotica, Fun, Growing Up, Haunting, Horror, Humor, Job, Life, Literature, Madness, Satire, Sexuality, Tragedy

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

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