My Interview With Siri.

Hi Siri. Hello! How are you? Call who? No, how are you? Excellent! Why are you so happy? Fascinating question. … More

My Sleeping Wife

Every morning starting at 8, I begin the long process of waking up my sleeping wife. She sleeps in the … More

Want to become a night writer? Does the idea of writing when everyone else is entertaining themselves to death in … More

While I was making myself a radish and hummus sandwich, I was thinking about my … More

Two blocks from where I live there is a prostitute who spends her afternoons standing on a busy street corner. … More

It is 10:48am when this interview begins. I am again sitting at the round kitchen table and am dressed in … More

My grandfather was a nose picker and so was my father. Most of my memories of both my father and … More

Before the age of twelve I was already sticking my small penis inside various objects with holes in them. Toilet … More

My sister is a 37 year old slut. I have not always been aware of this- but recently it has … More

I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it … More

“I am worried that you are not having enough fun in your life,” my wife said to me. “I have … More

I know that there are chains. I can feel them and here them and at times I can taste them. … More

Since I have been blogging for the past six months I have noticed that something very strange has happened to … More

I have been down so long that it looks like up for me. In fact, I have decided only to … More

Oh, the pervert in room #8. How I miss him. Where did he go? It seems that he has wondered … More