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ABSURdISTRY.

Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

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My Interview With Siri.

Hi Siri. Hello! How are you? Call who? No, how are you? Excellent! Why are you so happy? Fascinating question. … More

Apple, interview, iphone, is Siri real?, Life, love, Sex, siri, technology

My Sleeping Wife

Every morning starting at 8, I begin the long process of waking up my sleeping wife. She sleeps in the … More

being an adult, Creative Writing, depression, Growing Up, husband, introvert, Life, Marriage, randall sokoloff, relationships, Sex, sleeping all day, Writing

How To Become A Night Writer (Post #412)

 Want to become a night writer? Does the idea of writing when everyone else is entertaining themselves to death in … More

becoming a writer, being a writer, how to be a night writer, I Hate The Internet, Jarett Kobek, Marriage, randall sokoloff, Sex, sex life, Writing, writing career

My Sex Neutral (Post #404)

          While I was making myself a radish and hummus sandwich, I was thinking about my … More

Blogger, Blogging, Creative Writing, growing older, Heidegger, how to have more sex, human condition, human condition absurdistry, Humor, humus sandwich, Life, loss of sex drive, male sexuality, randall sokoloff, Sex, sex drive, the aging process, vincent gallo

The Prostitute and I

Two blocks from where I live there is a prostitute who spends her afternoons standing on a busy street corner. … More

Dogs, German Shepherds, love, Marriage, middle class, obsesssive compulsive disorder, postitute, Recession, Sex, Starbucks, suburbia

Interview #6: Death, Depression, Existential Hang-Ups and the Unbearable Beauty of Life.

It is 10:48am when this interview begins. I am again sitting at the round kitchen table and am dressed in … More

anxiety, beauty, Death, depression, Economics, existential crissis, love, manhood, Money, Psychotherapy, Sex

The Nose Picker

My grandfather was a nose picker and so was my father. Most of my memories of both my father and … More

anxiety, bad habits, Father, nose picking, Parents, Sex

True Love Waits?

Before the age of twelve I was already sticking my small penis inside various objects with holes in them. Toilet … More

Comedy, Culture, Entertainment, Family, Fetish, Humor, love, Mind, Personal, psychology, Relationship, romance, Sex, single, stories, Thoughts, Virginity, Writng, Youth

My Sister The Slut

My sister is a 37 year old slut. I have not always been aware of this- but recently it has … More

bikini, Cats, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, dating, doctor, Entertainment, Erotic, Family, Humor, medicine, Men, movies, News, Personal, perversion, professional, Sex, single, slut, Thoughts, Writing, Yoga

The Bush Lover

I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it … More

Art, birth, Comedy, Concsciousness, Culture, Entertainment, Erotic, Goeorge Bush, Humor, Immortality, Literature, love, Marriage, Memory, obsession, Personal, psychology, relationships, Sex, Sexual Obsession, Sexuality, spirituality, Thought, vagina, Women, Writing, Youth

My Idea Of Fun

“I am worried that you are not having enough fun in your life,” my wife said to me. “I have … More

Culture, Current Events, Entertainment, Family, Film, Fun, healing., Humor, Life, Literature, love, lover, Marriage, Massage, philosophy, psychology, Reading, Sex, Shiatsu, Solitude, Strip Clubs, Teenager, Therapy, Thoughts, Writing

A Blogger In Chains

I know that there are chains. I can feel them and here them and at times I can taste them. … More

Apple, Art, blog, Blogging, Books, Civilization, Corporations, Counseling, cultural theory, Culture, Current Events, earth, Entertainment, Existentialism, humanity, Humor, Literature, Living, metaphysics, Mystery, News, philosophy, Politics, psychology, Religion, Sex, spirituality, Teaching, technology, Television, Writing

The Sex Life Of A Blogger

Since I have been blogging for the past six months I have noticed that something very strange has happened to … More

anxiety, blog, Blogger, Blogging, Current Events, Entertainment, Humor, Life, love, lust, Marriage, Men, Obsessions, Pornography, psychology, relationships, Sex, Sexual Obsession, Sexuality, Suffering, The Brain, Thoughts, Wife, Women, Writing

The Prophet

I have been down so long that it looks like up for me. In fact, I have decided only to … More

anthropology, anxiety, Art, Catastrophe, Comedy, Current Events, doctor, Earthquake in China, Entertainment, Environment, Floods In Burma, girls, Global Warming, God, health, Humor, knowledge, love, medicine, metaphysics, mystic, News, panic attacks, Politics, prediction, Prophet, psychiatry, psychology, Religion, Sex, sociology, spirituality, Thoughts, Writing

Lost: The Pervert In Room #8

Oh, the pervert in room #8. How I miss him. Where did he go? It seems that he has wondered … More

absurdity, Comedy, courage, desire, Entertainment, Hookers, lost, lust, News, perversion, Sex, Sexuality, Thoughts, transgression

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

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