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Tag: Sex
My Sleeping Wife
Every morning starting at 8, I begin the long process of waking up my sleeping wife. She sleeps in the … More
How To Become A Night Writer (Post #412)
Want to become a night writer? Does the idea of writing when everyone else is entertaining themselves to death in … More
My Sex Neutral (Post #404)
While I was making myself a radish and hummus sandwich, I was thinking about my … More
The Prostitute and I
Two blocks from where I live there is a prostitute who spends her afternoons standing on a busy street corner. … More
Interview #6: Death, Depression, Existential Hang-Ups and the Unbearable Beauty of Life.
It is 10:48am when this interview begins. I am again sitting at the round kitchen table and am dressed in … More
The Nose Picker
My grandfather was a nose picker and so was my father. Most of my memories of both my father and … More
True Love Waits?
Before the age of twelve I was already sticking my small penis inside various objects with holes in them. Toilet … More
My Sister The Slut
My sister is a 37 year old slut. I have not always been aware of this- but recently it has … More
The Bush Lover
I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it … More
My Idea Of Fun
“I am worried that you are not having enough fun in your life,” my wife said to me. “I have … More
A Blogger In Chains
I know that there are chains. I can feel them and here them and at times I can taste them. … More
The Sex Life Of A Blogger
Since I have been blogging for the past six months I have noticed that something very strange has happened to … More
The Prophet
I have been down so long that it looks like up for me. In fact, I have decided only to … More
Lost: The Pervert In Room #8
Oh, the pervert in room #8. How I miss him. Where did he go? It seems that he has wondered … More