My 89 New Year’s Resolutions

1) eat more walnuts and pistachios 2) impregnate wife (with her consent, of course) 3) work on overcoming anxiety 4) … More

The Pains Of Puberty At The Age Of Thirty-Eight

“Better late than never,” my Bubi always used to say but I think “better never than late,” sometimes. Going through … More

I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it … More

Since I have been blogging for the past six months I have noticed that something very strange has happened to … More

Oh, the pervert in room #8. How I miss him. Where did he go? It seems that he has wondered … More

“Do you like to sing in the shower?” one of my students asked me in the middle of class. It … More

For those of you who know who David Sedaris is, I thought you might want to know that I have … More

I have always wondered why women talk to cats? Ever since I was a child I have took note of … More

Three weeks ago I peed upon a large plot of dirt that was located behind my parents home. I … More

This evening while I was sitting on the couch reading a novel, I accidentally swallowed my wedding ring. You may … More

I find women who are pulling shopping carts filled with empty bottles and cans to be highly attractive. I do … More

I never imagined that a naked woman behind glass could be so gratifying and theraputic! How had I gone so … More

She called herself the “Divine Back Scratcher.” A whore with this kind of vernacular struck an immediate interest in me. … More

Every word I write you can eat. The point of my published works has always been to appease my readers … More

I thought about dumping this site, but once again it was saved by a reader. At times I feel as … More