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ABSURdISTRY.

Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

Tag: Sexuality

My 89 New Year’s Resolutions

1) eat more walnuts and pistachios 2) impregnate wife (with her consent, of course) 3) work on overcoming anxiety 4) … More

Black Comedy, economy, Education, Entertainment, facebook, Literature, love, Marriage, Meditation, New Year's Resolutions, ornithology, personal transformation, pets, plants, poetry, Sexuality, underwear

The Pains Of Puberty At The Age Of Thirty-Eight

“Better late than never,” my Bubi always used to say but I think “better never than late,” sometimes. Going through … More

Biography, Biology, Chest Hairs, Childhood, Coming Of Age, manhood, psychology, Puberty, Rebellion, Sexuality, Youth

The Bush Lover

I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it … More

Art, birth, Comedy, Concsciousness, Culture, Entertainment, Erotic, Goeorge Bush, Humor, Immortality, Literature, love, Marriage, Memory, obsession, Personal, psychology, relationships, Sex, Sexual Obsession, Sexuality, spirituality, Thought, vagina, Women, Writing, Youth

The Sex Life Of A Blogger

Since I have been blogging for the past six months I have noticed that something very strange has happened to … More

anxiety, blog, Blogger, Blogging, Current Events, Entertainment, Humor, Life, love, lust, Marriage, Men, Obsessions, Pornography, psychology, relationships, Sex, Sexual Obsession, Sexuality, Suffering, The Brain, Thoughts, Wife, Women, Writing

Lost: The Pervert In Room #8

Oh, the pervert in room #8. How I miss him. Where did he go? It seems that he has wondered … More

absurdity, Comedy, courage, desire, Entertainment, Hookers, lost, lust, News, perversion, Sex, Sexuality, Thoughts, transgression

“Beat It”

“Do you like to sing in the shower?” one of my students asked me in the middle of class. It … More

Art, Business, Comedy, Current Events, Education, employment, Entertainment, Fetish, Freedom, Government, Humor, Life, masturbation, Micheal Jackson, Money, Nudity, Personal, philosophy, poetry, Politics, psychology, Role model, Sex, Sexuality, Teaching, Thoughts, Writing

Teaching Naked.

For those of you who know who David Sedaris is, I thought you might want to know that I have … More

Adult, Author, Comedy, Current Events, David Sedaris, Education, Entertainment, Humor, Literature, Naked, Nude, Personal, philosophy, Prose, psychology, relationships, Sexuality, Short Stories, Teaching, Thoughts, Writing, Youth

Why Women Talk To Cats

I have always wondered why women talk to cats? Ever since I was a child I have took note of … More

Adventure, Cats, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, Dogs, Entertainment, Family, Funny, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, News, Parenting, Personal, psychology, relationships, Sex, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

The Man Who Pissed A Miracle.

    Three weeks ago I peed upon a large plot of dirt that was located behind my parents home. I … More

Adventure, Art, Culture, Current Event, Entertainment, Fun, health, Humor, Life, Literature, love, Marriage, Money, Parenting, philosophy, psychology, Sexuality, spirituality, Spring, Writing

I Swallowed My Wedding Ring.

This evening while I was sitting on the couch reading a novel, I accidentally swallowed my wedding ring. You may … More

Adventure, anxiety, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, Entertainment, Fiction, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, Novels, Nude, Personal, psychology, Reading, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

Push Cart Sallie

I find women who are pulling shopping carts filled with empty bottles and cans to be highly attractive. I do … More

Comedy, Education, Entertainment, Erotica, Fetish, Fun, Humor, Life, Literature, love, Marijuans, Pantyhose, Personal, poetry, Prostitution, psychology, Sex, Sexuality, shopping carts, Thoughts, Words, Youth

The Sex Life Of A Man Without One #19

I never imagined that a naked woman behind glass could be so gratifying and theraputic! How had I gone so … More

Adventure, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, employment, Entertainment, Erotic, Fetish, Humor, Life, love, Marriage, Men, Nude, Personal, Pornography, psychology, Sex, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

Sex Life Of A Man Without One #18

She called herself the “Divine Back Scratcher.” A whore with this kind of vernacular struck an immediate interest in me. … More

Adventure, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, employment, Entertainment, Erotic, Fetish, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, Nude, Personal, psychology, Sex, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

An Introduction To The Complete And Edible Works Of Shmear

Every word I write you can eat. The point of my published works has always been to appease my readers … More

artists, Books, Culture, Current Events, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Gourmet, health, Humor, Life, Literature, love, philosophy, psychology, Publishing, reviews, Satire, Sexuality, Therapy, Vice, Writer, Writing

The Resurgence Of Absurdistry

I thought about dumping this site, but once again it was saved by a reader. At times I feel as … More

Art, Comedy, Current Events, Entertainment, Erotic, Fetish, Film, Fun, Golden Shower, Humor, Life, Marriage, Meditation, News, poetry, Political, Prose, Sex, Sexuality, spirituality, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing, Writing Personal

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

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