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ABSURdISTRY.

Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

Tag: Teaching

The Man With A Moving Nipple (from the archives)

I know this may seem strange but I am suffering from a moving nipple. It is my left nipple and … More

Abnormal, anxiety, Freedom, High School, Medical Issues, socrates, Teaching

Invitation to a Beheading ( from the archives)

I used to love sitting alone in a chair and reading a good book. Nothing brought me greater pleasure. I … More

concentration, fear, murakami, Reading, Teaching

From Teacher To Bartender.

I received an email from an x student of mine. He was one of my better students despite the fact … More

bartending, Education, students, Teaching

A Blogger In Chains

I know that there are chains. I can feel them and here them and at times I can taste them. … More

Apple, Art, blog, Blogging, Books, Civilization, Corporations, Counseling, cultural theory, Culture, Current Events, earth, Entertainment, Existentialism, humanity, Humor, Literature, Living, metaphysics, Mystery, News, philosophy, Politics, psychology, Religion, Sex, spirituality, Teaching, technology, Television, Writing

The Storyteller

The difficult thing about being a Storyteller is finding the time to write. In our post industrial technocratic society man, … More

Adam and Eve, Bible, blog, Blogging, Business, Capitalism, cultural theory, Culture, Current Events, Education, Entertainment, Global, God, Government, health, Humor, love, Money, Myth, News, Plato, Poet, poetry, Sleep, Society, spirituality, stories, Tales, Teaching, technology, Thoughts, Western Culture, Work, Writing

Stuck In High School!

After 37 years, I am still in high school. It is a mystery to me how this has become my … More

Abraham Lincoln, Aging, Art, blow jobs, Comedy, Consciousness, creativity, Current Events, Education, Entertainment, Fate, God, health, High School, history, Humor, Karma, Literature, Magic, masturbation, maturity, News, Parents, Past life, philosophy, Politics, psychology, responsibility, Sex, students, Teacher, Teaching, Transformation, Writing

“Beat It”

“Do you like to sing in the shower?” one of my students asked me in the middle of class. It … More

Art, Business, Comedy, Current Events, Education, employment, Entertainment, Fetish, Freedom, Government, Humor, Life, masturbation, Micheal Jackson, Money, Nudity, Personal, philosophy, poetry, Politics, psychology, Role model, Sex, Sexuality, Teaching, Thoughts, Writing

Teaching Naked.

For those of you who know who David Sedaris is, I thought you might want to know that I have … More

Adult, Author, Comedy, Current Events, David Sedaris, Education, Entertainment, Humor, Literature, Naked, Nude, Personal, philosophy, Prose, psychology, relationships, Sexuality, Short Stories, Teaching, Thoughts, Writing, Youth

The Outdoor Furniture Salseman.

I want to take a job selling outdoor furniture but my wife is unwilling to compromise. “You are a Teacher, … More

Art, Comedy, Current Events, Death, Education, employment, Entertainment, Growing Up, health, High School, Humor, Marriage, Memories, Outdoor Furniture, Parenting, psychology, Sales, Summer, Teaching, Teenage, Writing, Youth

Man Of Miracles

I’m a mess. This morning I awake with my left foot swollen to three times its size and my wife … More

Acting, America, anxiety, Art, bloging, Brad Pitt, Business, Cats, Education, employment, Entertainment, Finances, Government, health, Humor, Johny Depp, Life, Marriage, Money, News, Paranormal, Parenting, psychology, Religion, self help, Teaching, technology, Therapy, Thoughts, Writing

Dinner With My Wife.

I had a miserable dinner with my wife tonight. We fight like addicts, unable to relate in any other way. … More

Career, Education, Entertainment, Erotica, Finances, Growing Up, Humor, Kurt Vonnegut, Life, Literature, Marriage, Money, Personal, psychology, Teaching, Women, Writer, Writing

The Impatient Taoist

 I have decided to sleep away the rest of the day. All morning I was searching for the way, the … More

Absurd, Business, Career, Comedy, Education, Entertainment, Erotica, Fetish, Fun, Growing Up, Life, Literature, psychology, Satire, Science, self help, Sex, Taoism., Teaching, Thoughts, Writing

Beam Me UP!!

I am not of this world, nor do I belong in it. I am a stranger in paradise, an outcast … More

Absurd, Aliens, Art, Business, Career, Comedy, Culture, Education, Entertainment, Fun, Growing Up, High School, Humor, Life, Literature, philosophy, Politics, psychology, Satire, Teaching, Thoughts, Writing

Full Catastrophe Living.

All my concern over sex, hookers, guilt, shame, money, health, spirituality, the environment and my car has taken its toll … More

Absurd, Blogging, Business, Career, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, Education, employment, Growing Up, High School, Humor, Life, Marriage, psychology, Satire, Sex, Teaching, Therapy, Thoughts, Waiter, Writing

Sole Food.

I never knew what sole food tasted like until I felt the heel of her foot in my mouth. It … More

Comedy, Current Events, Entertainment, Erotica, Food, Fun, Humor, Life, Pantyhose, philosophy, psychology, Sex, spirituality, Teaching

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

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