Thoughts that Cross my Mind While Procrastinating.

There is silence in the house and a white pleather couch stares at me. It sits there white and opened …

Defrosting My Wife

I came home last night and found my wife frozen in the backyard. She was lying on her back, lifeless, …

The Counting Man

I count everything. There are 17 dirty dishes in my sink. My bed has 3 unmade sheets on it. I …