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ABSURdISTRY.

Living in the Absurd. 2007- to present (2022).

Tag: Womanhood

Why Women Talk To Cats

I have always wondered why women talk to cats? Ever since I was a child I have took note of … More

Adventure, Cats, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, Dogs, Entertainment, Family, Funny, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, News, Parenting, Personal, psychology, relationships, Sex, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

I Swallowed My Wedding Ring, Part 2.

I returned home from the hospital a few hours ago. It was a minor procedure. Since my own digestive system … More

Entertainment, Faith, Fiction, God, Humor, joy, Life, Literature, Living, love, Marriage, Medical, Meditation, poetry, psychology, Religion, Reproduction, Science, Spirit, spirituality, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

I Swallowed My Wedding Ring.

This evening while I was sitting on the couch reading a novel, I accidentally swallowed my wedding ring. You may … More

Adventure, anxiety, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, Entertainment, Fiction, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, Novels, Nude, Personal, psychology, Reading, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

The Sex Life Of A Man Without One #19

I never imagined that a naked woman behind glass could be so gratifying and theraputic! How had I gone so … More

Adventure, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, employment, Entertainment, Erotic, Fetish, Humor, Life, love, Marriage, Men, Nude, Personal, Pornography, psychology, Sex, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

Sex Life Of A Man Without One #18

She called herself the “Divine Back Scratcher.” A whore with this kind of vernacular struck an immediate interest in me. … More

Adventure, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, employment, Entertainment, Erotic, Fetish, health, Humor, Life, Marriage, Nude, Personal, psychology, Sex, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

The Resurgence Of Absurdistry

I thought about dumping this site, but once again it was saved by a reader. At times I feel as … More

Art, Comedy, Current Events, Entertainment, Erotic, Fetish, Film, Fun, Golden Shower, Humor, Life, Marriage, Meditation, News, poetry, Political, Prose, Sex, Sexuality, spirituality, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing, Writing Personal

THE GREAT LEG TRAP.

I wonder about women wearing short skirts? Women wear short skirts, with bare legs and then condemn me with sinister … More

Art, Culture, Entertainment, Erotica, Fetish, Fun, Humor, legs, lesbians, Life, Literature, long legs, psychology, Sex, Sexuality, Womanhood, Writing

Sex Life Of A Man Without One #14

Even hookers have to work when it’s raining. I have spent the past three days desperately searching for employment. My … More

Adventure, Art, Breasts, Comedy, Culture, employment, Entertainment, Erotic, Fetish, Humor, Jazz, Life, Marriage, Nude, poetry, psychology, Sex, Sexuality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

The End Of Absurdistry

I just wanted to let my readers know that this site will be taken off the air in a day … More

Adventure, Culture, Entertainment, Erotic, Fun, health, Humor, Life, Literature, love, Marriage, Pantyhose, philosophy, psychology, Sexuality, spirituality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

The Looser.

“You are such a looser,” my wife said. It was a truthful judgment. I am a looser. I could argue … More

Absurd, artists, Comedy, Entertainment, Growing Up, Humor, Life, Madness, Marriage, psychology, relationships, Satire, Womanhood, Writing

The Sniffling Whore.

 As I grow older my memory seems to constantly be letting me down.  Just today I had an experience which … More

Comedy, Culture, Entertainment, Erotica, Fun, Humor, Jazz, Life, Literature, Memory, psychology, Sex, Sexuality, Womanhood, Writing

Sex Life Of A Man Without One #9

A naked prostitute in a tree!! This was too much. Yesterday I had seen a ghost for the first time … More

Adventure, Black Comedy, Culture, Entertainment, Erotic, Erotica, Fun, health, Humor, Life, Literature, love, Marriage, philosophy, psychology, Sex, Sexuality, sexy, spirituality, Therapy, Thoughts, Womanhood, Writing

Sex Life Of A Man Without One #5

I am in the midst of a slight predicament. Lately I have been seeking out pleasure more than normal. I … More

Culture, Entertainment, Fun, health, Humor, Life, Literature, love, Marriage, philosophy, psychology, Sexuality, spirituality, Therapy, Womanhood, Writing

Sex Life Of A Man Without One #4

  It is raining out. There is a calm contentment in my chest. The air is pleasant to breathe and … More

Culture, Current Events, Entertainment, Erotic, Fun, healing., Humor, Life, Literature, Massage, News, philosophy, Politics, psychology, Sexuality, spirituality, Television, Womanhood

Sex Life Of A Man Without One #3

Now look. I do not always remember things being this difficult. I once had a sex life and it was … More

Culture, Current Events, Entertainment, Erotic, Humor, Life, Literature, News, philosophy, Politics, psychology, Sexuality, spirituality, Television, Womanhood

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

A Translator.

Arabic German Portuguese Chinese Italian Russian Japanese Spanish French Korean (About)

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“Some of the best shit on-line.” -from Harvey Pekar. A Collection of Randall Sokoloff’s Absurdistry posts from 2007- 2016.

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