Why Women Talk To Cats

I have always wondered why women talk to cats? Ever since I was a child I have took note of … More

I Swallowed My Wedding Ring, Part 2.

I returned home from the hospital a few hours ago. It was a minor procedure. Since my own digestive system … More

This evening while I was sitting on the couch reading a novel, I accidentally swallowed my wedding ring. You may … More

I never imagined that a naked woman behind glass could be so gratifying and theraputic! How had I gone so … More

She called herself the “Divine Back Scratcher.” A whore with this kind of vernacular struck an immediate interest in me. … More

I thought about dumping this site, but once again it was saved by a reader. At times I feel as … More

I wonder about women wearing short skirts? Women wear short skirts, with bare legs and then condemn me with sinister … More

Even hookers have to work when it’s raining. I have spent the past three days desperately searching for employment. My … More

I just wanted to let my readers know that this site will be taken off the air in a day … More

“You are such a looser,” my wife said. It was a truthful judgment. I am a looser. I could argue … More

As I grow older my memory seems to constantly be letting me down. Just today I had an experience which … More

A naked prostitute in a tree!! This was too much. Yesterday I had seen a ghost for the first time … More

I am in the midst of a slight predicament. Lately I have been seeking out pleasure more than normal. I … More

It is raining out. There is a calm contentment in my chest. The air is pleasant to breathe and … More

Now look. I do not always remember things being this difficult. I once had a sex life and it was … More